Morton's Midwestern Adventure Begins, Starring Old Brown Eyes Himself

Now this could only happen to a monkey like me
And only happen in a town like this
So may I say to each of you most gratefully
As I throw each one of you a kiss (and another and another and another)

This is my kind of town, Chicago is
My monkey kind of town, Chicago is
My kind of people too (and monkeys)
People who smile at you (and monkeys)

My kind of town, Chicago is
My kind of razzma-monkey-tazz
And it has all that jazz (and monkeys)