Sadly, Morton Has Come To Realize That He Will Never Be Pretty In Pink

That looks like the funnest party EVER!

Morton Finally Meets His Nemesis

Look at him! He's pure evil!

Morton Has Two Words For His New Friend Mister Sea Turtle

Kiss kiss!

Morton's Personal Boundary Issues Are About To Get Him In Trouble...Again

Oh, come on! Everybody loves to play peek-a-boo!

And Then They Started Singing

"One is a genius, the other's insane!"

Before Departing On Another Super Secret Mission, Morton Must Choose A New Alias

Morton thinks Harry sounds more spy-ee, but Eugene sounds more deadlier!

Spongemorton Gets Nervous

The Happy Dancing Starfish is looking less happy and more creepy!

Look! It's Spongemorton Monkeypants!

And the Happy Dancing Starfish!

Morton Prefers To Be Subtle, Yet Alluring

Well, helllllloooooo!!!!

Captain Morton's Crewman Bids Him A Fond Farewell

Wait! Wait! Morton wants to give you one more kiss on the nose! Just one more!

Another Glimpse Of Morton's Lost Weekend

Morton feels all barfy and the flowers on his head aren't even real.

Morton's Been Gone For Three Days! Is He Planning On Explaining Himself?

Probably not.

In The Final Moments Of The Battle, Captain Morton Was Both Relieved And Disappointed

It's not really made of candy at all!

The Crew Began To Sense Their Captain Losing His Famous Nerve

Turn! Turn! No, the OTHER starboard!

In The Aftermath, All The Brownies Were Lost And Captain Morton Was Nowhere To Be Found

Morton Makes An Honest Mistake Regarding The Rules Of Naval Etiquette

Firing the cannon means, "Come have some brownies!"

The Secret Monkey Ninja Commando Clings Stealthily To His Prey

Morton Gets To Know The Neighbours

Yoo hoo! Morton is coming over there to make cabbage stew for everybody!

Morton Takes A Guess

It's a big avocado? Maybe?

At Last, Morton Is Ready To Take Command

To the Dairy Queen and beyond!

Morton Demonstrates His Technique

And around and over and around and over and around and over....

Cap'n Morton Surveys His Ship

Morton tied all those ropes by himself!

Morton Begins Laying Down The Law

Except for Morton!

Morton Raises The Ensign

It's now known as the Jolly Morton!

Morton Issues His First Demand

Give Morton cookies!




(Please)

Morton Spots His Quarry

She's laden with chocolate doubloons and candies of all colours, Morton reckons!

To Get His Bearings, Morton Plans A Scouting Expedition

Don't look at Morton's butt!

Upon Arrival, Morton Almost Immediately Gets Confused

If Santa Claus lives at the North Pole, this must be the Southwest Pole where the other Santa lives! Morton would like a surfboard, other Santa!