Morton Wanders The Land, Seeking The First Signs Of Spring

Hello, little buds! Morton is waiting right here until you open up.

Morton Is To Mirror As Moth Is To Flame

Morton wonders what he's thinking right now!

But What About Hoagies? How Do You Like Them Hoagies, Morton?

Just fine. Thank you for asking!

As A Matter Of Fact, Morton Likes Them Apples Just Fine

Thank you for asking!

Now That Morton Has Found A Maypole, Spring Will Soon Be Here

La la la la la la la

What Are You Rebelling Against, Morton?

Stuff!

A Monkey For All Seasons

This is Morton's snowleafgrass fort. The greatest fort ever made!

Morton Will Accept His Prize In Candy Form

"Once upon a time, there was a hungry monkey who turned on a light bulb so he could find the candy apple he wanted to eat. And he ate it. Yum yum. The end."

Late At Night, Morton Feels The Need To Cause Trouble

Ya hear that, Slim? That dirty sidewinder said ya wuz yella!

A Raccoon Or A Skunk

A Tyrannosaurus or some kind of giant mole.

Morton Dispenses Helpful Advice At Every Opportunity

See, Miss Kitty, this is called coffee. The more you drink, the more candy you can eat!

Morton Has Two Minor Objections

1. Nice stuff happens all the time.

2. Morton loved everybody first!

Morton Musters All His Powers Of Persuasion

Oh mighty Helios! Cast thine eye downward and see the wretched humble monkey that beseeches thee! Thy cone-shaped servant doth languish within his icy prison, doomed for eternity but for thy gentle care. Come now, matchless Hyperion, climb upon thy chariot, and ride up into the heavens. Give rein to those fire-darting steeds, Pyrios, Aeos, Aethon and Phlegon. Ride forth over Oceanus and fill the sky . Unleash upon the shackles that hold this gentle soul thy shiny fury!

Sometimes, Morton Shouts Things For Reasons Known Only To Himself

Happy Birthday!!!!!!!

Winter Begins To Wear On Morton

Morton doesn't like snow so much when it's all yucky.

Morton Comes To A Realization Just Slightly Too Late

M-M-M-M-M-M-Morton is n-n-n-n-not a p-p-p-p-polar b-b-b-b-b-bear!

What Mysterious Creature Dwells In The Ice Caves Of Doom?

Morton is not a yeti! Or a wampa!

Morton Readies The Time Tunnel For His Next Trip

Morton is going back before winter was invented to stop the snow from ever happening!

Surveillance Footage Catches Hungry Monkey In The Act. Film At Eleven

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Morton Is Disappointed

This isn't a snow cone! It's just snow!

Jack Is To Box As Morton Is To Vase

SURPRISE!!!!!!

Morton Quotes From The Book Of Oprah

You're good enough for your good dishes!

Morton Rallies His Troops

They can take our candy, but they can never take...our DIMPLES!

Morton. Are You Planning On Sharing?

Ohhhh, okay.

Big deal! Stupid oranges are too small anyway!

Meh.

Are You Planning On Sharing?

No.

Morton So Hoped This Friendship Would Last

And then, in the summer, we can go swimming!

Morton Recounts His Holiday Adventure

And then, Morton said, "Morton knows the way, honest! The way is up!" And Morton was right!

Morton Would Like To Point Something Out

Nobody else had any monkeys on their cards. Only Morton!

Morton's Christmas Card #9

Fine, see? Morton is taking down the Christmas decorations. Happy now?

Morton's Christmas Card #8

Christmas is over when Morton says it's over!

Morton's Swingin' New Years Card

Morton is like the olive in your martini, baby!