Sometimes M-O-R-T-O-N Spells His Name T-R-U-B-B-L-E.

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrretttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

Morton Gets His Signals Mixed

Happy Halloween, Everybody!!!!!!!!

Morton is..."The Mysterian!"

Look into the eyes of The Mysterian! Give The Mysterian all your candied popcorn!

And THEN Morton Says...

boo. (Morton is getting tired.)

And Then Morton Says...

BOO! Ha ha ha!!!!!!

Morton Says....

Boo! Ha ha ha!

As One Quest Is Completed, Another One Begins

Found you, Mighty Mushroom King! Now it's Morton's turn to hide and you have to find him! (Mushroom People cheer!)

Morton Accepts A Quest From The Mushroom People

Fear not, Mushroom People! Morton shall go forth anon and find your king! (Mushroom people cheer!)

In This Instance, Morton's Gift For Stating The Obvious Stands Him In Good Stead

Bruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccce!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Morton's First Golf Lesson Goes As Expected

They said to get in the hole, so Morton got in the hole. Now what?

The U.S.O Pays A Visit To The Love Monkey Barracks

Another Round In A Never Ending Battle

Okay, "hugs". You win this time!

Morton! What Is Best In Life?

To jump in the leaves, feel them squoosh underneath you and to hear them crackle crackling when you wiggle your toes.

Morton! What Is Best In Life?

To kiss your enemies, see them tickled before you and hear the laughter of the monkeys!

Man Monkey Army (Urban Commando Division) Trains For Battle

That's pretty good, but they're not real monkeys yet!

P.S. Morton could do that too...if he wanted.

Morton Discovers A Dream He Never Knew He Had

Ohhhh, why can't it be Rocket MORTON!

Morton Rests Up Before Leaving Wayback World And Returning Home

Morton's eyes are so tired.

Morton Goes House Hunting In Wayback Land Without Much Luck

Too small. Too small. Too scary. Too small.

Morton Stumbles Through The Wayback Machine

It's so freak-a-delic!

The Great Lizard Army Begins Its March To World Domination

The Love Monkey Air Force Prepares For Its First Test Flight

Morton Has To Pay The Bills Somehow, Doesn't He?

Catalogue work is okay, but Morton prefers runway!

Hidden Behind The Mask, All Of Morton's Inhibitions Disappeared And His True Inner Self Emerged

Morton wants candy!!!!!!

Morton Makes Friends A Bit Too Easily

Yoo hoo, Mister Cult Leader! When are you bringing Morton his ice cream sundae? Helloooooo-oh! This cup smells funny! Morton wants to go home now. Is anybody out there?

Morton's Latest Best Song EVER!!!!

Ay Yi Yi! Ay Yi Yi!

Morton Recalls His Days On The Stage