Morton, Role Model For A Generation

It's syrup!  Morton is sure of it!

Nobody Messes With Tex And Gits Away With It

It was a accident!

Tex Morton Is Obviously A True Cowboy

All cowboys sing.  Everybody knows that!

Tex Morton Shows Off His Rodeo Skills

Ya ain't goin' nowheres, varmint!

The Stage Wuz Robbed By Tex Morton, Scourge Of The Wild West

It's Morton's gold now, ya sidewindin' bushwhacker!

Morton Recovers From His Trip In Familiar Surroundings

Morton would like a salad, please.

The Partying, The Singing, The Dancing, The Morning After

Morton feels woogy.

Morton Enters A Realm Of Mystery

Is gris gris anything like gumbo?  Because Morton likes gumbo very much.

Simplicity And Elegance

Morton was so sure they were candy.

Morton Loves His Jazz The Way He Loves His Gumbo

LOUD!

Mission Accomplished

Morton can go home now because there is nothing else to do in New Orleans, as far as he knows.