Ask Morton

Morton?

Yes.

What are you doing?

Dancing. What are YOU doing?

I want to ask you about the election.

Morton votes for more cookies!

I mean the presidential election. In the USA.

Morton votes for more presidential cookies!

Be serious for a second.

Okay.

Okay. I'm going to give you the name of someone running for president and I want you to tell me what you think of them. Let's start with Barack Obama.

He would give Morton candy, if Morton asked! And tickle Morton's tummy too!

Hillary Clinton.

Her laugh hurts Morton's ears and Morton has to put his hands over his ears until she stops.

Rudy Giuliani.

He eats monkey brains! Morton can tell!

Mike Huckabee.

Hahahaha. Huck-a-BEE! Huck-a-BEEEEE! (Morton will probably never get tired of that!)

John Edwards.

He has too many teeth and probably never eats candy.

Mitt Romney.

He has too many teeth and his hair looks pointy and hard.

Dennis Kucinich.

Morton loves him! He's the same size as Morton and Morton could play with his ears all day long. (Morton is a little afraid of his giant wife though.)

Fred Thompson.

He would give Morton cookies and tell Morton a night-night story every night.

John McCain.

He might hug Morton or eat Morton's brains. Morton isn't sure.

Bill Richardson.

Hugs, cookies, candy, spicy treats!

Joe Biden.

Morton is getting tired now.

Okay, one more then. Ron Paul.

MORTON LOVES RON PAUL!!!!!

Why?

Because, he has a LOVE BLIMP! See?


It spells "L-O-V-E"!

That doesn't seem like the best reason in the world to support someone for president.

Love blimp, love blimp, love blimp, love blimp, love blimp...

Morton?

...blimpy blimpy blimpy blimpy blimpy blimpy blimpy blimpy.... (Morton is doing the Blimp Dance).