grrrrrrrr
Wednesday, January 31, 2007
Tuesday, January 30, 2007
Monday, January 29, 2007
Sunday, January 28, 2007
Man Monkeys Train For Battle!
Lightning bolts???? Lightning bolts???? Morton has to go hide under his pile of leaves again.
Friday, January 26, 2007
Thursday, January 25, 2007
Wednesday, January 24, 2007
Tuesday, January 23, 2007
The Love Monkey Vampire
How blessed are some people, whose lives have no fears, no dreads, to whom sleep is a blessing that comes nightly, and brings nothing but sweet dreams.- Bram Stoker
Is Bram short for Bramble? It's short for Bramble, right? Bramble is a monkey name. Morton once ate a brambleberry pie. Morton likes pie. And berries.
- Morton
Monday, January 22, 2007
Sunday, January 21, 2007
The Fight Song of the Love Monkey Army
I am the monkey...
I can go anywhere....
Including here...
and here...
and here...
Saturday, January 20, 2007
Friday, January 19, 2007
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Wednesday, January 17, 2007
Tuesday, January 16, 2007
Monday, January 15, 2007
More Weapons in the Love Monkey Arsenal
Sunday, January 14, 2007
Saturday, January 13, 2007
Morton Sings This Song Every Morning
And here are the lyrics, so you can sing along:
I'm gonna be a monkey!
Monkey monkey monkey!
Monkey monkey monkey!
Monkey monkey monkey!
All right now, everybody!
(And don't forget to do the revolving dance!)
Friday, January 12, 2007
Thursday, January 11, 2007
Ask Morton
What does Morton do when he has a bad day?
Morton takes apples and makes applesauce.
Is that like taking lemons and making lemonade?
No. Morton EATS applesauce and DRINKS lemonade.
I mean in a metaphorical sense in that you're taking the negative events that cause your bad day and turning them into something positive.
Even more no then!
So what does Morton mean?
Morton takes APPLES and makes APPLESAUCE!
Actual apples and actual applesauce?
Yes!
What kind of apples are the happiest?
Macoun, Spartan, Northern Spy and Winter Banana!
And are there any sad apples?
Jersey Mac and Jona Gold are the saddest apples in the world!
Why does making applesauce make Morton happy?
Applesauce makes everyone happy!
What about people who don't like applesauce?
......
There are people who don't like applesauce, you know.
.......
Morton?
Baby Suri Cruise likes applesauce.
Wednesday, January 10, 2007
Tuesday, January 9, 2007
Morton Makes An Important Public Service Announcement
There are no monkeys in these movies!
That is all!
(And there are no monkeys in Chunky Monkey either, but that's okay.)
(See? No monkeys!)
(See? No monkeys!)Monday, January 8, 2007
Sunday, January 7, 2007
Saturday, January 6, 2007
Friday, January 5, 2007
Thursday, January 4, 2007
Wednesday, January 3, 2007
Ask Morton
What is Morton's favourite sport?
Ski-doodle and binga-ba-bonga!
You're making those up.
No, YOU'RE making them up!
Okay, what's ski-doodle then?
That's where you draw a curvy line on a piece of paper and make wushy-wushy noises like you're skiing.
Are you sure that's a sport?
Yes! Morton plays it all the time! Wushy-wushy! Wushy-wushy! Wushy-wushy!
All right. What about binga-ba-bonga?
Whatta-ba-whatta?
You said your favourite sports were ski doodle and binga-ba-bonga. So what's binga-ba-bonga?
Morton was probably making that one up.
I told you!
No, Morton told YOU!
Ski-doodle and binga-ba-bonga!
You're making those up.
No, YOU'RE making them up!
Okay, what's ski-doodle then?
That's where you draw a curvy line on a piece of paper and make wushy-wushy noises like you're skiing.
Are you sure that's a sport?
Yes! Morton plays it all the time! Wushy-wushy! Wushy-wushy! Wushy-wushy!
All right. What about binga-ba-bonga?
Whatta-ba-whatta?
You said your favourite sports were ski doodle and binga-ba-bonga. So what's binga-ba-bonga?
Morton was probably making that one up.
I told you!
No, Morton told YOU!
Tuesday, January 2, 2007
Monday, January 1, 2007
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