After A Short Time In The Land Of Purple, Morton, Naturally, Becomes King

Purple candy for everyone!

Morton Stumbles Upon The Land Of Purple

Everyplace matches Morton's scarf!

Morton Tells Tall Tales

That cake was the size of an elephant and Morton ate it in seven bites!

Morton Refuses To Let Labels Define His Friends

Her name is Lorraine.

Morton Explains....

This is not a cannon, so Morton is only playing.

Moderately Well-Respected Avant-Garde Artist Morton Unveils His Latest Masterpiece

Morton calls it "Giant Chocolate Under Blue Skies".

Morton Uncovers A Hidden Artifact

It was right here!

Morton's Christmas Card #2

Morton is halfway finished decorating!

Although It's Technically Winter, Morton Prefers Autumn Colours

Brown makes Morton look smart!

Morton Shows Off His New Christmas Ensemble

It's not cold at Christmas, for once.

The Cause Of The Ensuing Mayhem Briefly Glimpsed

There's nobody around anywhere!

Morton Re-Purposes As Necessary

This used to be Morton's fort, but now it's a hot tub.

Experts Capture Secret Behind-The-Scenes Footage Of The Love Monkey Preparing To Pounce

Wait.....wait.....wait.....

Morton's Christmas Card #1

Morton kisses Leaning Santa!

Morton Uses Non-Conventional Problem Solving Techniques

Looks finished to Morton!

Morton No Longer Wishes To Pledge A Fraternity

Morton's whole insides taste like bean soup.

Morton Recommends His New Friend's Services For The Following Reason:

Powerful...grip...crushing...Morton!

Not Actually A Roller Coaster

Roller coaster, wheeeeee!!!!

Morton Replaces His Slush Fortress With Something More Durable

Morton is all splintery.

Wednesday Is Hump Day

Morton's hump is freezing!