Morton Wants A Robot Band!

Now! Morton wants it now! Is anybody listening? Now now now!

Morton Wants A Drumming Robot!

And Morton would let him drum on Morton's head!

Morton Wants A Dancing Android!

No, Morton wants ten dancing androids...plus two!

After Many Weeks, The Treacherous Journey Ends And The Brave Explorer Finds The Lost City

How come lost cities are always so cloudy?

Morton Spent The Weekend Playing With His Duck Friends And This Is How It Ended Up

WAKE UP!

Morton Loves The Classics

Rocky mountain hi-eeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Morton Sends His Message Out To The World

Are you paying attention, Google Earth?

Morton Does His Famous Lighthouse Imitation

Go away, ships! Look out! Rocks and stuff! Go away!

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Morton wants to do his speedboat imitation instead.

Brrrpppp brrrrrppp brrrrpppppppp brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrpppppppp!!!!!

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The ocean is stinky.

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Brrrpppppp!!!!!

Morton Gets His Botticelli On

Morton feels pretty!

Today's Science Question: Why Does The Tide Go Out?

Because Morton wants to hug the ocean and the ocean is afraid to love!

Morton Occasionally Believes The Universe Is Against Him

No-one ever wants Morton to have any fun!

There Was A Dream Morton Had Once....

Flying trapeze monkey!

Morton Never Wants The Fun To End

Nooooo, don't go! Morton is making s'mores!

Morton's New Friend States The Obvious For Him

"Dude, there's totally a monkey on my head. "