Meanwhile, Gordon Offers His Own Perspective On Events

Looks like someone is crowding the plate.

There's No Place Like Home

Nothing makes a monkey happier than a friendly game of baseball on a sunny day! Right, Gordon?

Morton Makes His Solemn Pledge

Morton promises he will never be a designated hitter. A designated kisser, on the other hand....

And Wesley...

Whatevs, man.

Gordon Warms Up By Preparing His Famous Spitball

I am NOT! Shut up!

Morton Lays Out His Game Plan During The Warmup

Morton will hit the ball first and then run, instead of the other way around.

Even Wesley Catches It (Almost)

Sunshine is warm and makes me sleepy. Sooooo sleeeeeeepy.

Gordon Catches Spring Fever

And I ain't no belly itcher!

If You Build It, Morton Will Come

But there better be candy or Morton will turn right around and leave!

While Doing His Taxes, Morton Finds A Couple Of Unusual Loopholes

Kisses are 100% deductible! And hugs can be depreciated bi-annually at a fixed percentage of real value, provided no interest has accrued over the past fiscal quarter or the rate of return calculated over two consecutive quarters is net negative!

Naturally, It's Empty

And this is where Morton stores all of his regrets!

And Here, Morton Plans To Store Hopes And Dreams, So They Can Be Recycled

Hopes on the left, dreams on the right! And please don't mix them up because it takes Morton forever to sort them out!

Morton Has Set Aside This Place To Put All The Mean Thoughts In The World

Hey! Hey! Hey! You need to cut those little plastic rings up or they'll choke ducks! This is making Morton very very cross!

Morton Finally Found A Place To Get Rid Of All The Sad Thoughts In The World

Hey! Hey! Hey! Who put a Pepsi can in here! Those things can be recycled, you know!

Morton Got Lonely In The Space Station After A While

Hellooooo! Morton has the space checkers game all set up in the space game room. Hellooooo!!!!!

Morton Will Put This Amazing Discovery To The Test This Very Day! Wish Him Luck!

Thought For The Day

If chocolate and peanut butter go together and chocolate and mint go together and peanut butter and jam go together, how come Morton is so hungry all of a sudden?

A First....

Morton is really really REALLY REALLY sorry about your wand, Mister Magic Bear.

Holy Neverending Monkey Singing, Batbear!

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Batbear!!!!!

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Batbear!!!!!

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Batbear!!!!!

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
Batbear!!!!!

(Huff puff)

Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na....

The Force Is Strong In This One

Morton knows there is still good in you, Mister Darth Bear!

Morton Springs Into Action

Don't worry, Mrs. Tree. Morton will have you out of this cage in no time!

Morton Comes To A Startling Conclusion

Morton would never put up a sign like this. This must be someone else's bio-dome!

Morton's Plan To Scale His Brand New Bio-Dome Runs Into A Slight Snag

Hold on. Morton doesn't remember putting this sign here!

Morton Completes His New Bio-Dome

Now, Morton is going to climb it all the way up!

Morton Has Done This So Many Times, He's Lost Count (Except Morton Always Falls Off And Hurts His Head)

Eeep! He's going to get runned over by a car!!!!!

Morton Will Be Posting New Pictures Just As Soon As He Stops Singing This Song (Which Could Take A While)

Diaper Monkey Update!

First they put a diaper on him! Then they put him in a box with a toilet! Free the diaper monkey today!

Breaking Monkey News Update: Monkey Conquerors Re-Conquered By Love

Never mind then.

More Monkey News: Unconfirmed Reports Reveal That That Monkeys Conquer Everybody

An artist's rendering of the new world order.

Morton Presents: Monkeys In The News

Even Morton would run amok, if someone tried this on him!