Morton Senses Something Nearby

Perhaps a stew which consists primarily of a strong stock, meat or shellfish, a thickener, and the vegetable "holy trinity" of celery, bell peppers, and onion.

Morton Revels In The Long Rich History Of His Destination

Is there food here?  No?  Then Morton is leaving.

Morton Has A Brief Statement To Make Regarding "The Incident."

Was.  Not.  Morton.

Morton Feels A Quick Test Is In Order

Just to make sure it's all okay, that's all.

Morton's Super Secret Destination Is Revealed At Last

Gumbo Land thataway!!!!!!

Morton's Motivation For His Latest Adventure Is Deeply Personal

Morton wants gumbo!!!!!!!!!!!

World Champion Underground Pinball Hustler Morton Talks Smack

This is Morton's house!  You're just visiting!  Have some pie and ice cream!

Morton Accidentally Make Balloon Hulk Angry

Morton not like Balloon Hulk when he angry!!!!

Morton Has A Special Name For The Witch King

Mister Spiky Face!  Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Morton Prefers To Call Him Heckboy

Morton has an itchy nose and needs a hero to scratch it!

Morton Has A Slight Falling Out With His New Friends, The Fetts.

Han did too shoot first!

Morton Chose The Wrong Day To Wear His Red Shirt

If "assimilate" means "kissing" in Borg, count Morton in!