Morton Has A Wide Assortment Of Fresh Tomatoes And Will Now Explain What Each One Is Called

Each one is called Morton's tomato because he is going to eat them all up!

Morton Sums Up His Critical Semiotic Analysis Of The Work Thusly

Peek-a-boo!

Morton Has An Explanation

No, he does not!

Morton Wanted To Go Whale Watching On His Vacation, But He Had To Compromise

Stupid recession. Morton couldn't get the big Blizzard either.

Gordon Promises His Reign Will Be Just But Fair

Mwahahahahahaaaaaaa!!!!!

Morton Carefully Considers The Advantages Of A Mobile Lair

Look! It's pink! Pink is nearly Morton's ninth favourite colour!

The Nest Concept Shows Some Promise For Morton As A Lair

Morton double somersaulted right into it and nothing happened!

Monkeys Have All The Fun

All of it! All of it totally!

Morton's Lair Search Continues

Too green.

Morton Searches For His Own Lair

Too mean.

Why Hasn't Morton Been Around Much Lately?

Uh, hello! It's called supply and demand!