Morton's Christmas Card #7

Falalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaalalalalalalalalalalaaaaaa!!!!!

Morton's Christmas Card #6

Morton was good this year and didn't set hardly anything on fire. See?

Gordon's Christmas Card

Go away. These are mine! Shut up!

Morton's Christmas Card #5

Morton was in there for five days with nothing to eat but cheese and crackers and peppermints and his mouth feels like he ate a foot! Now, come get your Christmas kiss!

Morton's Christmas Card #4

On Donner! On Blitzen! On Ralphie! On Debbie! (It is so a reindeer!)

Morton's Christmas Card #3

Your love pounce is almost ready, Santa. Just come a little closer. Closer. Closer.

Morton's Christmas Card #2

Morton has a new plan to surprise Santa this year!

Morton's Christmas Card #1

Silver bellllls, Batman smelllllls
It's Christmas time, gimme candy...

Morton Plans To Use Subterfuge To Advance His Hockey Career

Everybody tells Morton he looks Swedish anyway!

Meanwhile, Morton's Country Cousin Louella Discovers A New Delicacy

Dried tree mushrooms. Lovingly prepared by squirrels using carefully paw-picked ingredients, these late autumn delicacies are a perfect addition to any meal. Just watch out for slivers!

Luckily, Morton Discovers A Simple Cure For His Seasonal Funk

SNOW ANGELS!!!!!!!!!

Morton Has A Moment Of Reflection

Stupid winter.

Morton Confronts The Existential Absurdity Of Life

Morton's whole face is cold!

A Bitter Wind Begins To Blow

Maybe...maybe no-one wants to play with Morton. Not even in the snow.

Morton's Expectations Remain High

Morton has fixed up the castle to play in and everything!

Morton Rushes Out To Play The Winter Playground Games

Everybody will be here aaaaaaany second now.

Morton Never Ceases To Be Amazed At The Sight Of The First Snow

It's like the world is turning into a...a...wonderland of some kind!

Now, By Definition, It's A Love Seat

A free love seat!

It's Been Ten Minutes

It's been hours and hours and hours!

Fresh Back From Toronto, Morton Immediately Starts Hanging With His Old Gang

And then, Morton went to a hockey game! But nobody would let him on the ice.

Morton Ends His Toronto Adventure On A Slight Note Of Confusion

They don't look like leafs at all!

Morton Spots A Celebrity...Or Two

It's John Cusack! And, behind him, with the glasses, that's Johnny Depp! And, in-between them, that's Isabella Rossellini! And the woman in the scarf is Lisa Kudrow!

Morton Is Having His Cappuccino In The Future

Does this mean Morton has already drinked it?

As True Friends, They Save Morton From Himself

Ohhh. Morton would've made a good puck! Stupid rules.

Morton Does Manage To Make Some New Friends On The Way Out

Morton is going to pretend to be a puck!

Morton Could, Perhaps, Have Selected His Words With More Care

Well, excuse me, Mister Security Guard, but some of us are trying to take a bath here!

Morton Never Lets An Opportunity For Good Hygiene Pass Him By

Now Morton just needs his bubbly soap and it's bath time!

Morton Has His First Brush With Greatness

Greatness is a little stinky.

Another Mild Disappointment Comes Morton's Way

They told Morton there would be a seal here? Where is it? Hello! Mister Seal! Morton has a great big fish for you!

Morton Has Something On His Mind. Guess What It Might Be.

It starts with "H".

Morton Feels Mysteriously Drawn To This Spot For Some Inexplicable Reason

Look! All different kinds of stinky cheese! Morton could eat stinky cheese here until he throwed up three times!