Morton's Newest Friend, Lance Binturong P.I. (They Call Him "The Bearcat")

"It was a warm day in the forgotten jungle. Too warm. The heat wrapped around me like a pair of monkey paws clutching a piece of raw fruit."

Everybody Is Invited To The Love Monkey Dance Party

Operation Peek-A-Boo Is Underway!

Morton sees you!

Morton Doesn't Know Art, But He Knows What He Likes

Look! That monkey has a horse!

Morton Finds A New BEST SONG EVER

Pay the monkey back, back,
Pay the monkey back,
See the monkey, do the monkey,
Pay the monkey baaaaaack.....

Morton Thinks He Looks A Lot Tougher Here Than He Really Does

I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under...

On Your Mark, Get Set.....

Morton thinks he'll win by a nose!

Morton Prepares To Lay A Big Hello Kiss On His New Friend

Morton will wait all night if he has to!

Great Turtle Warrior Conquers Cat Land!

Morton The Barbarian!

It's good to be king!

They Never Listen!

And the poor spikes are the ones that suffer!

Morton Mans The Barricades

None shall pass!

Morton Works On Sharpening The Cut Of His Jib

Raise the staysails and splice the mainbrace!

Morton Maintains A Delicate Balance

Careful....careful.

Morton Prepares To Be Soothed

It's been a tough day!

Morton Does His Mermonkey Imitation

Morton Has An Entourage

Morton met them when they were ducklings and now they won't leave him alone!

Monkey, Morton Monkey

Morton has a license to love! And a library card!

Morton Posts A Portrait Of His Mom Today For No Particular Reason

Morton thinks the artist is a genius! He painted portraits of Morton's whole family!

Morton: 1, Horrible Magic Tree Animated by Evil Wizard: 0

That'll teach him! Stupid wizard.

A Quick Backflip And Now Morton's In Charge!

Get ready, Mister Frog! Morton is about to kiss you on the nose!

Morton Is A Bit Nervous

On the Discovery Channel, Morton remembers seeing frogs with very long tongues!

Morton Shows His Appreciation For A Classic

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(Now Morton wants to meet Charlize Theron!)

Morton Goes For A Test Drive

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(Now Morton wants to drive the BIG car!)

Morton Briefly Comes Out Of Hiding To Make An Important Declaration

Morton does not tiptoe!

Most Everyone At The Bead Show Thought Morton Was Semi-Precious, At Least!

Morton Always Likes To Add A Touch Of Class

The Penny (or the Ha'Penny or the Pence) Finally Drops

They're talking about tea!

Morton's Confusion Continues

All Morton can hear is, "Blubby blooby blooby blubby blubby blubby...."

Morton Doesn't Know What To Make Of This

What language are they speaking? Morton doesn't understand a word they're saying!

Morton Is Getting No Sleep Tonight

M-m-m-m-m-m-monsters?