Monday, December 18, 2006

Ask Morton

What would Morton do about the Middle East?

Move it over a little so it's not always in the way.

I'm talking about the region of the world known as the Middle East.

Oh.

What were you talking about?

Never mind.

So, does Morton have a solution to the war in the Middle East?

Unlimited monkey hugs!!!!!!

Are you sure that would work?

Absolutely positively absolutely!

How many monkeys would you need for that?

A lot.

And how many hugs would each monkey be responsible for every day?

Three.

So, that's a lot of monkeys times three hugs a day which equals....?

World peace!

You're a wise monkey.

Morton is tired now.