Today, Morton went to where Shamu the whale lives. They call it Sea World, but it has horses (and not just sea horses). This is because they are beer horses and Sea World is really Beer World, but that's okay. Morton fed fish to sea lions and crumbly cookies to pink birds and lettuce to turtles. Nobody thanked Morton.
Then Morton saw many ninjas and a man with a plastic gun dressed in pink armour. It was almost like Morton's birthday, except for there were more ninjas.
Morton has tried four flavours of ice cream made by his new best friends, Ben and Jerry. Morton tried one with chocolate and marshmallows, and one called Cinammon Bun, and one with coffee and Chunky Monkey, which has no monkeys in it, which Morton already knew.
Tomorrow, Morton is going home. Morton wants to sleep now.
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