What is Morton's favourite sport?
Ski-doodle and binga-ba-bonga!
You're making those up.
No, YOU'RE making them up!
Okay, what's ski-doodle then?
That's where you draw a curvy line on a piece of paper and make wushy-wushy noises like you're skiing.
Are you sure that's a sport?
Yes! Morton plays it all the time! Wushy-wushy! Wushy-wushy! Wushy-wushy!
All right. What about binga-ba-bonga?
Whatta-ba-whatta?
You said your favourite sports were ski doodle and binga-ba-bonga. So what's binga-ba-bonga?
Morton was probably making that one up.
I told you!
No, Morton told YOU!
