And Then Morton Realized That Halloween Was About Something More Than Just Candy

These are Morton's new friends, Steve and Steve Jr.

Evil Scientist Morton Prepares To Unleash His Most Evil Creation

Face the hideous wrath of the Candy Cobbler....mwahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!!!

FLAWLESS VICTORY!!!!!!

Darn.

Morton Begins To Lose Patience

Ohhhhh, now what!

Morton And Old Zeke Just Talked The Night Away

And then Morton ate all the candy apples he could find and then he throwed up and then he went to sleep.

Nervous?

Morton thinks he's being watched.

Unfortunately, The Witness Was Unable To Identify The Candy Thief In The Lineup

Morton's breath smells like toffee.

The Rare And Reclusive Pumpkin Eating Spider Makes An Appearance

Just in time for a kiss!

Morton Lets His Feelings Be Known

Morton said it was an accident twelve times!  Sheesh!

Morton Is Always A Comfort To Those In Need

Come on.  Morton didn't eat all the candy!  (Yes he did.)

The Soap-Eating Contest Was Once Morton's Favourite Part Of Pumpkin-palooza

Ohhhhh.

Morton Begins Pumpkin-palooza With A....

BOO!

Pumpkin-palooza Is About To Begin!

Hurry up!  Hurry up!  Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.....

Morton's Endorsement Is Worth Millions

Morton likes this gum or whatever!

While On The Autobahn, Morton Makes An Observation

The needle can still go way higher!

Even Worse Place, Morton!

How come nobody lets Morton have any fun?

Worse Place, Morton!

But it's so slippery and smooth and Morton can slide around.

Bad Place, Morton

But why?

Mutli-tasking Is Morton's Speciality

Pencils, pens, breadsticks, candy canes, swizzle sticks, soda straws, knitting needles, licorice....

Morton Surveys His Handiwork

Morton wants everything painted lime green, lemon yellow and tangerine orange.

Morton Continues To Be Helpful

Morton has cut the wood into little pieces to make them easier to pick up.

Morton Takes A Break Before Wreaking Havoc Once Again

Morton thinks all the nails in the room should be in one big pile.

Morton And His New Friend Do The Cha Cha Cha

Next, the tango!

Morton Occasionally Uses Brute Strength To Solve His Problems

Morton is holding this open with his head.  No hands, see?

Morton Sees This As A Sign

Get it?  Get it?  A sign!  That Morton sees!  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Morton's Great Balloon Voyage Turns Out To Be Less Exciting Than He Imagined

Morton ate too many pancakes before he took off.  Why does he always do that?

Morton Is Always Ready To Help, Even When He Shouldn't

Now, just a scootch to the left....

Once Morton Defeated The Invading Aliens, They Elected To Make Him Their King

Morton decrees that today is Chewy Caramel Day!

Morton Acts Quickly To Cordon Off The Alien Artifact

Nothing to see here!  Klaatu barada nikto! 

Morton Worries About His Rebellious Streak

It said not to remove, but Morton couldn't help himself!

Morton Saves His Greatest Discovery For The End Of His Journey

Bread with soup inside of it!  It's kafkaesque!