Morton Pleads His Case

He's not a monster! He's only misunderstood and hungry!

As One Project Is Completed, A New One Is Begun

This time, Morton is building a flying castle!

Morton's Newest Project Comes Is Completed In Record Time

Now all the water belongs to Morton! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Morton Makes Laundry Day More Complicated Than It Needs To Be

Plus Morton doesn't even wear shirts!

Moderately Well-Respected Avant-Garde Artist Morton Believes This Is His Masterpiece

It was an accident! And Morton wasn't even here anyway!

Moderately Well-Respected Avant-Garde Artist Morton Calls This Piece "World of Lumber"

No no no, LumberWORLD. Sheesh. Learn to READ!

Moderately Well-Respected Avant-Garde Artist Morton Calls This Piece "Progression: Cactus"

Because each one is bigger than the last one.

The Swamp Of Mystery Beckons

Morton is taking chocolate milk with him.

Famous Explorer Morton Comes Upon The Golden City (Or So He Claims)

It's so shiny!

Morton Relucantly Parts With His Greatest Treasures

Almost all of his yo-yos and his entire bubblegum wrapper collection.

Morton Hones His Clambering Skills

Upsy dupsy dipsy daisy!

Morton Chases His Quarry All The Way To The Terrifying Upside Down Planet

Morton can hang on with his toes for five days, if he has to!

Morton Remains Optimistic, In Spite Of Everything

If, in theory, Morton kissed you on the nose, you wouldn't try to eat Morton, would you? In theory, that is?

Morton Decides To Become More Proactive

Not this time, bad alligator man!

Morton Puzzles Over A Conundrum

This always happens to Morton, for some reason!

Famous Monster Hunter Morton Closes In On His Prey

He's close! Morton can almost feel him!

Morton Randomly Decides This Is His Newest Friend

Because she laughed when Morton tickled her under the chin.

Morton Has No Clue What This Machine Does

But Morton will soon find out!

False Advertising Distresses Morton

There is nothing chocolate in this park anywhere!

Morton Is Always In Your Corner

Be nicer! Nicer! Morton said NICER, you POOPHEADS!

Bubble Monkey Explores His Surroundings

Morton can see everywhere!

Morton Makes A Rare Find

It's like an iPod, only bigger!

Morton Has No Idea What This Means

It's upside down!

Morton Recovers From His Latest Adventure By Stocking Up On The Essentials

Morton only ate the jelly ones. Honest!

Morton Has Never Been A Student Of History

But why can't we go? There will be baby eagles everywhere!

Morton Pleads For Forgiveness In His Own Way

Morton thinks there may be candy in the back there. Don't tell anyone!

Morton Continues To Maintain His Innocence Over The Great Crossbow Incident

And, besides, what were you doing flying around all by yourself anyhow!

Morton Claims He Was Nowhere Near The Crossbow At The Time

And anyway, it was an accident.

Morton Offers Unsolicited Advice

Let the wookie win!

And These Are The Slightly Less Famous Dancing Flowers Of Austria

Mmmmmmmmmmmmambo!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morton Proves His Hypothesis

Listen! They are singing! "Lollipop....lollipop....oh lolly lollipop!"