Edelweiss (Leontopodium Alpinum)

A member of the sunflower family, it is widely regarded as the most musical flower in Europe.

Famous Linguist Morton Explains

"Gazebo" means "glass hut" in German.

Morton Translates Expertly, As Always

"Gingerbread....with....candy....sprinkles....castle."

Morton Employs His Unmatched Heraldric Knowledge

It's an Aries kicking a Leo's butt.

Morton Lets Nothing Stand In The Way Of His Search For The Truth

They were quiet, obedient children, until she came along. A problem named....Maria!

Morton Has His Own Version Of Events

Maria, one of the Singing Hill People, came to this sleepy cottage one sunny morning.

Morton Has No Idea What Drew Him To Austria

No idea at all!

The Savage Beast Escapes! Run For Your Lives!

Bye bye for now!

The Public Breathes A Sigh Of Relief When The Beast Is Finally Caged.

Rrrrowowowoworrrr!!!! Morton will eat all your gumdrops!!!!! Rrrroooowwwwrrrrrrr!!!!!!

Morton Takes Credit

Everything in the background was drawn by Morton with his new crayons.

Morton's New Friend Gives Him A Helping Hand

Alley-OOOOOOOOP!!!!!!!

Morton Breaks The Secret Code

It's all about toffee and maple syrup.

The World Sat In Stunned Silence As Anand Captured Morton's Queen

Morton forgot it was his queen. He's used to playing with his Sailor Moon chess set.

The End Result Is, Sadly, The Same

Morton gives up!

Morton Moves Onto His Next Lesson

Hugging is good, see? Now we can try for a kiss again.

Morton Starts His Etiquette Lesson With The Basics

This is the worst handshake ever!

Morton Feels Taken Advantage Of

You said you were giving Morton a kiss. Kissing is Morton's one weakness!

A Slight Error Leads To Tragedy

Morton mixed up the teleporter and the dishwasher.

When Traps Don't Work, Morton's Ninja Skills Come Into Play

SURPRISE!!!!!!

Morton's Traps Are Nothing If Not Clever

Morton can also use it to catch dinosaurs.

Morton Believes In Protecting His Most-Treasured Possessions

This is Morton's cupcake vault.

Morton Returns From The Spa Feeling Like A New Monkey

Morton two-point-uh-oh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

Morton's Final Project In His Flower Arranging Course Lacks Thematic Coherence

The theme is "happy candy"! Hel-lo!!!!

Rebel Without A Skateboard

This pool is totally going to waste!

Morton Channels His Inner Keanu

Morton hates pop quizzes!

Morton Unwinds

It's hummus-flavoured, in Morton's opinion.

Morton Needs....

Hummus!!!!!!!

Morton Comes To A Unique, But Not Unexpected Conclusion About His New Discovery

It's Narnia!

Morton Generally Alternates Between Eagerness And Anticipation

When is the next parade? Oooo, I bet it's any second now!

Morton Updates His Historical Re-enactment After Discovering The Fate Of Goliath

Raaaagh! Morton is David! Raaaaaggghhhh!!!!