Morton Performs His Totally Historically Accurate Re-creation Of The Battle Between The Israelites And The Philistines

Raaaaggh!!! Morton is Goliath!!!! Raaaaggh!!!!

Morton Surveys The Ancient City

It looks exactly like something Morton made out of lego once.

Morton Divides All Historical Sites Into Two Categories

1. Dusty

2. Shiny

Morton Offers His Insightful Analysis

Morton would have a "hugging wall". That's what Morton would have.

Special Envoy Morton Puts His Diplomatic Skills To Their Ultimate Test

Actually, Morton is just looking for hummus.

Morton Is Stern, But Fair

If you have your bath, Morton promises to sing you two songs.

Morton To The Rescue

Stop being such a meanie, you stupid mean goat!

Morton Feels At A Loss To Find The Precise Word For This

Not "cuddly" exactly.

Morton Has Waited Eons To Ask This Question

Is Pooh your real name or your pretend name?

The Turn Of Events Leaves Morton Feeling Relieved

Ha ha! You did peek-a-boo to Morton and now there's two of you!

Morton Loses Track Of His Quarry

Wait! Where did you go? Why are you being so mean and hiding?

Morton Uses His Renowned Ninja Skills To Give Advice On The Upcoming Sneak Attack

BE QUIETER!

As A Yoga Instructor, Morton Has A Reputation For Toughness

Morton said downward-facing dog and he meant it!

Morton Says Hello And/Or Goodbye

Smmmmmmmooooooooch!

Morton Shows His New Friend The Sights

Over there they have cotton candy and over there they have candy popcorn!

Morton Brings The Heat

In a can!

Morton Ponders A Mystery

How come whenever Morton comes to Narnia to visit, there's never anybody home?

Why Is The Race Over, Morton?

BeCAUSE, Morton WON!

Morton Renews An Old Acquaintance

You thought Morton forgot all about you....didn't you?

We Need The Wheelbarrow Back, Morton

Morton isn't finished with it yet!

Morton Renews His Belief In Personal Hygiene

Her teeth are so shiny!

It's A Fixer Upper

No it's not! Morton thinks it's perfect just the way it is!

Morton Experiences A Brief Existential Crisis

Do....not....use....what? DO NOT USE WHAT!!!!

Another Hidden Punctuation Mark Is Uncovered

A question mark????????????? Really??????????

Morton Uncovers Punctuation Marks Left Behind By The Ancients

Morton's favourite, EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Once Again, Morton Single-Handedly Saves The City From Doom

Morton is sorry he got so cross with you, Mister Giant Mummy Monster, but you were being a big meanie!

Morton Embarks On An Ambitious New Construction Project

It's a space station!

Morton Decides To Cement His New Friendship With A Joke

Over there! It's Justin Bieber! Ha ha ha ha! Made you look!

Long Term Planning

Morton is going to spend a whole year here, just sniffing the air.

Morton Always Has Plan A And Plan B

One sandbox is for building castles and the other one is for napping.

Morton Has Simple Advice

Beep beep! Get out of Morton's way! Beeeeeeeeeeep!!!!