Morton Makes A List

1. Bananas
2. Caramel
3. Ice Cream
4. Chocolate Sauce
5. Powdered Sugar
6. Spoon
7. Happiness

Morton Will Prove To Everyone That He's A Spider Monkey

Morton can so spin a web.

We're All Tired Of This Game, Morton.

And this time, Morton just throwed the letters into the air and, look, they spelled out a word. M-O-R-T-O-N. Wait a second, that's Morton's name!

Morton Attempts To Make Things More Challenging

Morton has mixed the letters up now, but they still spell out a word. What could it be? (It starts with "M".)

Morton Feigns Surprise

Oh look, it spells out Morton's name!

Morton Does A Hard-Hitting Expose

This can could be you!

Morton Is Full To The Brim With New Ideas

A docudrama about things that are red. Drama, mostly.

Morton Promotes His New Reality Series

Circus monkey! Circus monkey! Circus monkey! Circus monkey!

Morton's Publicity Tour Continues

For Morton's new travel show. It's about monkeys and trains.

Morton Embarkes On A Publicity Tour

For Morton's new musical. It's about a monkey.

Morton Doesn't Believe In Fences

Why can't trees just go anyplace they want?

No-one Understood What Mysterious Skills Morton Used To Escape His Cage

Uh, ninja skills? Hel-lo!

Morton Conducts An Experiment In Theoretical Geography

When Morton has his own country, it will be shaped like this.

Tetanus Shot Recommended

Morton has found a new secret hideout. Just come on through here.

Morton Has Trouble Letting Go

But it must still be Christmas somewhere!

Morton Discovers A Unique Relic Of The Ancient Past

This was used for slides, which is what pictures used to be called.

Morton Investigates The Mysteries Of The Paranormal

Somehow, this hockey puck has mutated, growing to ginornmous size!

And This Is...?

Morton uses it for his astronaut training, duh!

Morton Solves The Puzzle and Uncovers Its Hidden Meaning

Morton knows where the Holy Grail is!

Morton Gives Unique Insights Into His Work

See here how Morton used ferns to creating a feeling of ferniness.

Morton's Retrospective Continues

And this is where Morton painted raccoons and hippopotamuseses. He calls it his blue-and-pink with some green period.

Morton Conducts A Retrospective Of His Early Work

This is an example of Morton's Jackson Pollock phase. He calls it "Orange Sunshine".

Morton's New Climbing Wall Isn't Quite As Difficult As He Makes It Seem

Veni, vidi, vici!!!!!

After Ninety Minutes, Morton Begins To Have Suspicions

This wheel doesn't drive anything!

Morton Issues A Slight Correction To Headquarters

Morton is a Dessert Commando. Over! Also a Love Commando would be okay. Over!

Morton Hits The Jackpot

This is every sign Morton will ever need ever!

Morton Practices For His Audition

"Something something toil and trouble!
Fire burn and something bubble."

Morton Has A Simple Request

Morton would like to be altered into a hippopotamus, please!

The Dogs Got The Worst Of It

Morton will kiss every single one on the nose, just to tell them what a good job they're doing.

The Last Of The Holiday Hijinks Inevitably Leads To This

Now Morton's head is stuck.

Morton Had Too Much Root Beer On New Year's, So This Happened

Oh, the poor mirror has a crack. Morton will kiss you, Mister Mirror, and make it all better. Yes he will. Yes, he will.