After A Short Time In The Land Of Purple, Morton, Naturally, Becomes King

Purple candy for everyone!

Morton Stumbles Upon The Land Of Purple

Everyplace matches Morton's scarf!

Morton Tells Tall Tales

That cake was the size of an elephant and Morton ate it in seven bites!

Morton Refuses To Let Labels Define His Friends

Her name is Lorraine.

Morton Explains....

This is not a cannon, so Morton is only playing.

Moderately Well-Respected Avant-Garde Artist Morton Unveils His Latest Masterpiece

Morton calls it "Giant Chocolate Under Blue Skies".

Morton Uncovers A Hidden Artifact

It was right here!

Morton's Christmas Card #2

Morton is halfway finished decorating!

Although It's Technically Winter, Morton Prefers Autumn Colours

Brown makes Morton look smart!

Morton Shows Off His New Christmas Ensemble

It's not cold at Christmas, for once.

The Cause Of The Ensuing Mayhem Briefly Glimpsed

There's nobody around anywhere!

Morton Re-Purposes As Necessary

This used to be Morton's fort, but now it's a hot tub.

Experts Capture Secret Behind-The-Scenes Footage Of The Love Monkey Preparing To Pounce

Wait.....wait.....wait.....

Morton's Christmas Card #1

Morton kisses Leaning Santa!

Morton Uses Non-Conventional Problem Solving Techniques

Looks finished to Morton!

Morton No Longer Wishes To Pledge A Fraternity

Morton's whole insides taste like bean soup.

Morton Recommends His New Friend's Services For The Following Reason:

Powerful...grip...crushing...Morton!

Not Actually A Roller Coaster

Roller coaster, wheeeeee!!!!

Morton Replaces His Slush Fortress With Something More Durable

Morton is all splintery.

Wednesday Is Hump Day

Morton's hump is freezing!

Monday Passes And Soon Morton Breaks Through Into Tuesday

Morton just realized, he could have strawberry candy right now!  That made him happy again!

Morton Has His Very First Case Of The Mondays

Why bother?

Famous Naturalist Morton Presents A Study In Contrasts

There's a little green tree there and snow all over here.  It's all mixed up!

First Morton Searches, Then Morton Rescues

There you are!

Phase One: Avalanche. Completed.

Sorrrrry!!!!!

Morton Lays Out His Plan

First, Morton will make a avalanche, then Morton will pounce!

The Construction Of Morton's Mighty Slush Fort Begins

Morton wants the walls to be nine feet high.

Morton Begins To Suspect A Conspiracy

This is FAKE winter!

First Snow Falls, Then Leaves

Morton is plus plus confused.

Morton Meets His Favourite Snowman Ever

He has a snowhawk!  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

A Snow Nap Is Not A Good Idea

Morton's face feels funny.

Morton Builds The Very First Snowman Of The Season

Morton isn't finished yet!

Morton Gets Hit By The Very First Snowball Of The Season

Ha.  Ha.  Ha.

Morton Takes His First Step In The New Snow

Darn.

Morton Is Overjoyed

Over-over-overjoyed!

When The First Snow Happens, Morton Is There!

Morton was here for three weeks!

Hedge Dog!

Part Hedge, Part Dog, All Hedge Dog!

Morton Emerges Unscathed From The Deadly Forest Of Flame

Lemonade!  Lemonade!

Dark Wizard Morton Summons Spirits From The Very Pit of Hell

Ohhhhhh, Spirit!  Do Morton's bidding and bring Morton chocolate-covered almonds!

Morton's New Invention

Morton is nearly finished.

Morton Is In Town For The Quidditch World Cup

Morton is the best keeper in history ever!

Morton Is Desperate To Play With Vulcans

Beam Morton up NOW!

At That Point, Morton's Balloon Experiment Began To Go Horribly Awry

It's made of bubble gum plus Morton's head is stuck!

Morton Did Not Invent This....

...but it was totally Morton's idea!

Morton, Master Of Semiotics, In Action

Someone is digging a hole behind the doggie who is looking at the bicycle.  The hole is for the skateboard.

Morton Faces His Greatest Camouflage Challenge Yet

Morton is twice as invisible this time!

Can Morton Hide Vertically As Well As Horizontally?

Yes!  He!  Can!

Which is Morton And Which Is The Rock?

Nobody can tell!  Nobody!

Morton Continues To Demonstrate His Awesome Camouflage Skills

Ha ha!  Fooled you again!

Morton Demonstrates His Awesome Camouflage Skills

Ha ha!  Fooled you!  Morton is right here!