Morton Demonstrates The Primary Feature Of The Dual-Function Mushroom Bed

This is for getting a tan.

Battle Of The Century!!!!

Ninja Kitty erects legendary jazz hands defense maneuver against Man Monkey tickle attack!

Morton Judges The Latest Fashion

One looks chilly. The other looks shiny.

Battle Of The Century

Man Monkey versus Giant Lobster Army!!!!!!!

Morton's Friend Mister Haroun Helps Keep The Sun Out Of Morton's Eyes

We're napping! Shhhh!!!

The Winter Weather Encourages A Change In Plans

Sometimes, Morton prefers the inside jungle to the outside jungle.

Morton Sits On The Fine Line Between Bird Watching And Bird Stalking

Kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss. Morton is just practicing.

Morton Spins His Homespun Wisdom

All chocolate is candy, but not all candy is chocolate. Chocolate-coated candy is not the same as candy-coated chocolate, but both are types of candy. Candy apples are candy until all the candy is gone, then they're just apples. Fruit-shaped candy is almost always candy, except when it has too much fruit in it. Fructose and sucrose are made up words for candy.

An Improvised Swing Is All The Entertainment Morton Needs

Morton is like Winter Tarzan!

Morton Is A Flower Of Winter

Morton has an ouchie from the thorns, but he's still camouflaged, so he's not saying a word.

Morton Practices The Fine Art Of Winter Camouflage

The snow on Morton's nose is going to make him sneeze soon.

Morton Yearns The Day Away

It's been ages and ages since Morton had a snowball fight.

The Fate Of The Earth Comes Down To A Chance Discovery

Hello, mysterious purple alien pod cabbage! Would you like a kiss?

Where There's A Parade, There Is Also Morton

Morton wants to play the triangle! Bring Morton his triangle!

Morton Begins Confusing Lord of the Rings with The Neverending Story

Rockbiters! We march on Isengard, there to defeat Saruman!

Morton, You Are Not Aragorn

Am too! And you're supposed to call Morton "Strider" in this part! Orc-face!

Morton Goes Through Yet Another Tolkien Phase

Hush now! Mirkwood is no place for hobbits such as yourself. For it is said that giant spiders, the children of Ungoliant, roam these woods! Nay, go back to your shire, young halflings, before the sun sets and the true darkness of the forest envelopes you!

His Spiritual Journey Complete, Morton Returns To His True Purpose

Morton hopes there are clowns and puppies in this one!

At The End Of His Spiritual Journey, Morton Discovers A Fifth Noble Truth

Well, duh! It's sooooooo obvious!

His Search For Candy Thwarted, Morton Begins A Journey Of Spiritual Enlightenment

Morton plans to be a bodhisattva before lunch time.

Also Not Candy

But then where is the candy? Where is it?

Morton Displays His Keen Deductive Skills

They look like candy, but probably don't taste like candy.

Morton Offers A Helpful Tip For Festival Goers Everywhere

Toothpick food is always fantastic!

Morton Has His Second Celebrity Sighting Of The Festival

That man over there is interviewing either Choi Min-sik or Kermit the Frog or Bruce Willis.

When In Doubt, Morton Never Fails To Make A Guess

The sign says that this is the Littlest Mermaid Beach.

Morton Spots A Celebrity

Look! Look! It's either Michelle Yeoh or Uma Thurman!

Morton Immediately Notices Many Cultural Similarities Between East And West

Everybody falls down everyplace. And people everyplace wear belts.

Morton Arrives At The Pusan International Film Festival

Pronounced PAH-IF-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F-F!!!!!

Morton Always Cleans Up His Messes

Morton fired them all off at once!

Pumpkins of Ter-ror 3: The Rise of Three Face

Make up your mind!