Pumpkins of Ter-ror 2: The Biter's Revenge

Morton thinks you look a little like Mick Jagger.

Morton Productions Presents....

Pumpkins of TER-ROR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morton Makes Yet Another Amazing Archaelogical Find

An ancient TV from the Late Flintstone Era! And it still works!

Morton Creates His Own SETI Program From Scratch

Search for Extra-Terrific Ichthyosauruses! To be friends with Morton!

Will This Vicious Cycle Never End?

Now you're it!

Morton Is Called Upon To Justify His Actions

As a matter of fact, Morton is picking on someone his own size!

Events Once More Turn In Morton's Favour

Love pounce commencing in three...two...one....

Morton's Quarry Takes Advantage Of The Fall Colours

That is sooooo not fair!

In A Stunning Turn, The Hunter Becomes The Hunted

Strange. Somehow he's managed to confound Morton's tracking skills!

Morton Hunts The Most Dangerous Game

The wild pumpkin!

Morton's Singalong Lasts Longer Than Expected

Wait! Where's everybody going? There are still hundreds of bottles of beer on the wall! Literally hundreds!

Morton Tells His New Friends A Scary Bedtime Story With A Happy Ending

Then everybody decided to have pizza without mushrooms and everybody was happy. The end.

Morton Might Share His Kataifi With You

Ohhhhh, go ahead!

Morton Might Share His Baklava With You

And he might not!

Battle of the Century!!!!!!!

Some Assembly Required

It says Morton needs Allen's key, but Morton doesn't even know Allen.

Leading Experts Are Somewhat Dubious About Morton's Latest Claim

This is the tomb of the first Marshmallow King!

Famed Archaeologist Morton Continues To Stun The World With Fresh Discoveries

This used to have maple syrup inside! But not anymore!

Morton Interprets A Secret Symbol

Mister Sun Face says, "Hello!"

Morton Makes Another Stunning Archaeological Discovery

In ancient times, it was filled with Kool-Aid.

Morton Decodes The Hidden Message

It has to do with popsicles, and Morton having popsicles.

Morton Makes A Stunning Archaeological Discovery

It's a choo-choo!

Morton Is Sadly Mistaken Once Again

Morton will explain this one more time. The candy tree belongs to Morton!

It Is Better To Light A Lamp Than To Curse The Darkness

Stupid stupid darkness! Morton isn't afraid of you!

Alas, The Conquest Of Space Is Delayed Indefinitely As Morton Finds Himself Inexplicably Distracted

Morton looks just like Cleopatra!

Yes, Everything

This will be the launch pad for Morton's spaceship! It's perfect!

Everything Is Falling Into Place For Morton

Morton has all the supplies he needs to make the first driftwood spaceship in the world!

Morton Gets To The Root Of The Problem

It was....MURDER!!!!

Morton Creates A Sequel To The Highly Successful Hammock Day Holiday

Soft Chair Day!

Morton Adopts A New Title

Morton is now King of the Rock People! Rarrrr!!!

Morton Invents A New Holiday

Hammock Day!