Bubble Or Bauble?

This might be Morton's most favourite game ever!

Morton Displays His Olympian Profile

Sometimes Morton stuns himself!

Morton Always Has The Right Tools For The Job

Now, bring out the venison and marinated artichokes and be quick about it!

Please Say No

Nobody will help Morton launch his space rocket. Will you? Pretty please?

How Much Corn Could A Monkey Shuck If A Monkey Could Shuck Corn

A lot!

Morton Carefully Selects His Reading Material For The Evening

Ba ba ba baaaah BA. Ba ba ba BA ba BA ba ba ba. Boom boom.

Famed Naturalist Morton On The Horns Of A Dilemma

Uh, HELLO! These are ANTLERS, not HORNS, which means they probably belonged to some kind of TRICERATOPS!

Morton Has A Solution For The Mid-Week Blahs

You could make Morton a nice necklace!

It's A Wasp Trap!

And Morton plans to give every wasp who comes here a great big kiss.

The Adventures Of Monkey Buoy

Morton is pretending that this is his personal hovercraft. ZZZZOOOOMMMM!!!!

On Sundays, Morton Likes To Share His Candy With Everyone

Grape is Morton's favourite. But you can have whatever you want. Even grape. Even though it's Morton's favourite. There are so many flavours! Morton can barely keep track.

And This Is The Closest Morton Got To A Baseball Game All Year

Take me out to the ball game....sniff....Take me out with the crowwwwddd. (sniff.) Buy me some p-p-p-p-peanuts and cracker (sniff) jack. I don't care if I (sniff) never get (sniff) back.

Louella Meets A Fellow Eagle Scout

The hardest thing to get was my beading badge!

Louella Adds Her Own Brand Of Justice

And a pink belly!

Louella Senses A Mixed Message

One part says, "Candy!" The other part says, "Ouchie!"

Louella's Mastery Of The Lingo Is Complete

You landlubbers! I said ahhhhh-HOYYYYY!!!

Louella Quickly Picks Up The Lingo

Ahoy!

The Nautical Search Ends

She's as lovely as the dawn! As graceful as a fawn! I'll have lunch before I'm gone! I'm hungry for some flan!

Louella Continues To Search For The Perfect Nautical Vessel

Meh. Too green. But what's that back there?

Louella Searches For A Vessel To Begin Her Sea Adventure

Too red.

Amateur Botanist Louella Makes One Final Discovery

Brunch berries!

Amateur Botanist Louella Makes An Astounding Discovery

A superb example of the rare Carrotus Gigantus Maximus!

Amateur Botanist Louella Has Better Luck On Her Second Try

There is a berry-like quality I'm sensing.

Amateur Botanist Louella Is Temporarily Baffled

You're some sort of weed with flower-like properties.

Soon, Part Two Of The Journey Commences

Off Road Trip!

Louella Double Checks Her Supplies Before Heading Out

We need more smiles and frozen dough!

Louella Finds A Simple Cure For Her Doldrums

Road trip!

Louella's Guest Pushes The Boundaries Of Proper Etiquette And Good Manners

Hey, hey! Personal bubble! Personal bubble!

Luckily, A Neighbourhood Friend Comes Over Specially, Just To Cheer Louella Up

Well, okay. I guess you can have a few.

Morton's Cousin Louella Seems A Bit Down In The Dumps

These sunflower seeds are making me tired.