Morton Has A Hobbit Name

Mortwise Merryfellow

Morton Has An Orc Name

Morglog Candy Crusher

Morton Has A Dwarf Name

Mortgli, son of Gortgli. Master of the fortress.

Morton The Savage Barbarian King Sits On His Primitive Throne

Bring Morton lemonade, yonder cowering minions, lest Morton begin smiting thee!

Morton Discovers One Slight Problem With His Crop Circle Project

Crop circles are boooooorrrrrinnnngggg!!!!

Correction: Pinecones, Not Acorns

Well, forget it then. Morton is going to the candy store instead.

Morton Participates In The Annual Running Of The Acorns

Ow. Ow. Ow. Yee-haw! Ow. Ow. Ow.

Morton Loves Sign Language

One is Tokoloshi and the other one is Sadik. Morton (hearts) them both. (hearts) means "loves" in sign language.

Morton Interprets Signs In His Own Way

No, no, you first. Morton insists!

Morton Has To Laugh

Ha ha ha! That disguise won't fool anybody! Ha ha ha ha!

Morton Goes Exploring And Makes A Discovery

Secret friends! Amazing!

As The Tour Continues, More Design Flaws Become Apparent

And these are the special peek-a-boo windows.

Morton's Island Rescue Raft Has A Few Design Flaws

This here is the cooking area.

Morton's Island Rescue Raft Is Ready For Launch

Morton will either call it the HMS Blueberry Fudge Milkshake or The Enterprise.

And On Sunday?

Morton drinks iced coffee in the park, duh!

On Saturday, Morton Likes To Make A List Of His Happy Thoughts For The Week

Morton needs lots of gigabytes for this. Lots and lots.

Fridays Are For Imagining

Morton likes to imagine that he's a Sith Lord, only a good one, not an evil one. And this is his pretend light sabre.

Thursdays, Naturally, Are For Kissing

Morton bought extra supplies, just in case.

On Wednesday, Morton Expresses Himself

To LOL or not to LOL....

Morton Prepares For Tuesday

Or "Extra Super Fun Beach Day" as Morton has just now re-named it.

Morton Prepares For Monday

Which Morton spends thinking very very hard about what he's doing on Tuesday.