Friday, October 31, 2008

Morton Puts On His Spoooooooky Face For Halloween

Boooo0-ooooooooooOOooooOoo-OOoOOooOOOOoooOOOOooOooOooooo!!!!!!

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

It's Called A Pumpkin Patch

Suuuuure. Oh look. Morton is in a patch! Ha ha ha ha!

Monday, October 27, 2008

Saturday, October 25, 2008

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Morton, No. Not Pumpkins!

Well then, Morton will just have to get rid of them, won't he?

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Monday, October 20, 2008

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Saturday, October 18, 2008

Morton Uses Tough Love To Take These Kids Off The Streets

Morton said no more gang signs and he meant it, Mister "Leaf Crew"!

Friday, October 17, 2008

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Morton Talks The Talk

Keelhaul the mizzenmast! Hornpipes off the starboard bow! All cannons full ahead!

Monday, October 13, 2008

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Friday, October 10, 2008

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Morton Finally Has A Platform From Which To Spread His Message To The World

Morton's dream is to build a giant coalition of candy voters, from bubblegum moms to gumball dads, from the peanut brittle eaters of Vermont to the pop rock eaters of Texas. If Morton is elected, he promises to bring together wine gum liberals, jelly bean conservatives and Necco Wafer independents to create a sugary rainbow of sweet sweet yumminess.

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Monday, October 6, 2008

Morton Hears A Moo

Morton meant what he said, but forgot what he meant.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Morton Never Lacks Direction

On the one side, it's for people falling down and on the other side, it's for people getting back up.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008