Morton Stumbles On A Gruesome Sight

No, Cecil! What have you done!

Morton Tells The Baby Cone A Bedtime Story

And then, Cinderella made the Handsome Prince give candies and cookies to all the monkeys in the land. And the monkeys lived happily ever after.

Morton Sings Along (And Learns A Valuable Lesson)

Morton wants a ponytail!

The Fearsome Secret Man Monkey Arsenal Revealed

Morton trembles with fear over the cardboard weapons of death!

Morton Doesn't Quite Understand The Concept Of Tag And Release

You're IT! Ha ha ha!

Morton Is Batman

If Batman were a monkey disguised as a man dressed like a bat, that is.

Morton Resorts To Trickery To Lull The Cone Into A False Sense Of Security

And then Morton spent the whole day eating candy and not hunting traffic cones at all!

Gadzooks! It Appears Morton Has Been Spotted!

He is a worthy adversary, this one.

Stealth Is Key When Hunting The Wild Cone

Luckily, "Camouflage" is Morton's middle name. And his other middle name is Humphrey.

And This One Very Nearly Made It Over The Fence Before Morton Caught Him

Morton...has to...rest...for a...minute....

One Particularly Acrobatic Cone Learns A Valuable Lesson

Monkeys can jump too!

From His Perch, Morton Observes The Cones In Their Natural Environment

Look, the one cone is actually taking care of the injured cone! Fascinating!

Morton's Newest Cone Trap Works Even Better Than Expected

One pretty...two pretties...three pretties!

A Young Cone Has Wandered Away From The Herd, Leaving It Vulnerable To Predators

Yes, that's right. Come to Morton, my pretty.

As Always, Morton Remains Unleashed

Grrr! Grrr! Ha ha ha ha!

Morton Gasps In Amazement

Look! Look! The map knows somehow that Morton is here! It's like magic!

Morton Was Just Out Looking For Traffic Cones, When Something Caught His Eye

Look, more cones!

For Morton, Every Day Is Canada Day

Every day is also Ice Cream Day. Every day is also Bubblegum Day. Every day is also French Fry Day. Every day is also Kissing Day. And Kissing and Hugging Day. Morton is going to need more flags.

The Secret Ninja Lovemonkey Waits In The Weeds For Just The Right Moment

Morton is planning a love pounce!

Morton Is Hard At Work On His Hoverboard

Where's Morton's grommet? Morton needs his grommet or his hoverboard will never hover!

Morton Wants Fighting Robots

But Morton would never fight them! Morton promises!