Morton Training Motto: Focus, Intensity, Goals, Sacrifice

It spells FIGS. Morton likes figs. He also likes apricots. What would apricot spell?

As So Often Happens With Morton, A Terrible And Frightening Chain Of Events Is Set In Motion With A Single Simple Idea

Morton wants to spin the wheel round and round and round.

Morton Sees Warnings As "Suggestions"

This will be Morton's best play area ever!

The Slow Loris Cunningly Lures In His Prey

First, they pet him for four hours, then, without warning, HE STRIKES!

(The striking part is in a different video. Morton thinks.)

Psychic Tarsier Demonstrates Ninja Death Gaze

Don't look!

(Morton told you not to look!)

Fierce Hedgehog Warrior Destroys Evil Carrot Enemies!

The Situation Rapidly Improves As Soon As Morton Shows Off His Tattoo

See? It says, "Morton (hearts) Everybody!" And "(hearts)" means "loves," get it?

Morton Has Mixed Feelings Suddenly

There really is (ow) a monkey (quit it) around for Morton to (come on) play with (cut it out)!

Morton Will Look Up Any Second Now

Nope. No monkeys anywhere in Varanasi. Not a single one to be found. Morton is the only monkey in all of India, it looks like. Poor poor Morton.

Morton's Luck Is About To Change

Sigh. No-one wanted to play the singing game with Morton. If only Morton could meet a monkey who would sing and play with him. If only that would happen. But it never ever will. Never ever. Sigh.

Morton Continues To Journey Through His World And Not Ours

And now, let's see if Mister Or Missus Cow will be the first one to identify this next song! Fantastic prizes are on the line!

Sadly, It Took Nearly Two Hours Of Loud, Frantic Humming For Morton To Get To This Point

Yes, Mister Goat! You are correct! The name of the mystery song is, "Don't Worry, Be Happy!" Now, who is our next contestant?

Morton Struggles To Overcome Cultural Differences

Hey....hey...Morton is going to hum a tune and you try and guess it, okay? Hey! Hey! Okay? It's easy. Morton's going to...hey! Morton's going to hum a tune and you...and you try to guess what...hey! Are you even listening to Morton?

Morton And The Mahatma Like Each Other!

Look at his head! Morton wants to kiss it over and over!

Morton Oversees The Mighty Ganges

Which is the sacred part again? Are there monkeys there?

The Noble And Chivalrous Monkey Herald Sets His Standard And Makes His Declaration, Forthright, Honest and True

Happy Valentine's Day!!!!!!!!!

Morton's Love Never Expires

And it's totally free!

Morton's Love Is Unyielding

That means it never stops!

Morton's Love Is Available Anytime

Twenty-four seven. Or even twenty-eight/twelve!

Morton's Love Is Always A Sure Thing

Morton has nine million kisses ready to go!

Morton's Love Is Always Pure

This is a no stinky zone!

Morton Finds It Shockingly Easy Being Green

That's because Morton's poop is 100% biodegradable. (Morton said poop. Ha ha ha ha ha!)

Morton Is Ablaze With Red Fire

Actually, Morton is thinking maybe it's closer to burgundy or possibly sangria. Venetian red, maybe, and juuuuust shading over into vermilion. With hints of carmine and chestnut. But, yes, red...ish.

Morton Is Sure That The Yellow Brings Out His Eyes

Look closer! It's true!

Monkey News: New Monkey Species Found in Remote Amazon

He's a monkey ninja!

The Evil Villain Pays The Price For His Evil Villainy

This isn't over! You hear me! I'll break out of here and then all your candy secrets will be mine! You hear me? You hear meeeeeee!!!!

The Grape Licorice Secret In Hand, Spy Monkey Scrambles To Make His Final Daring Escape

Oooofff!!!

Spy Monkey Brings In The Ultimate Weapon In The Battle Against The Sugar Arsenal

It's a VENTI!

Puppy Vs. Robot! Epic Battle For Territorial Domination!

(Morton is cheering for the puppy!)