Saturday, April 28, 2007

Cherry Blossom Time Brings Out Morton's Festive Side

Morton is pretty in pink (and he has a blossom up his nose)!

Friday, April 27, 2007

Ask Morton

Okay, seriously now, what's the deal with you and Suri Cruise?

Morton loves Suri Cruise best of all!

I know, but why?

Because Morton loves babies! They smell good and Morton likes to kiss them on the head.

But there are lots of babies besides Baby Suri.

And Morton loves them all!

Like who?

Like...like.,.Baby Brangelina Jopitt! And...and Baby Gwynchris Maltrow! And the P. Diddy Babies! And Baby Jadawill Pinksmith!

What about, uh, Baby K-Brit Fedspears?

Who?

Britney Spears' baby.

Ha ha! Silly! His name is Jayden James or Sean Preston!

You seem to spend an awful lot of time thinking about celebrity babies. Aren't there any non-celebrity babies that you love?

All of them!

Like who?

Like...like...like...Bay...bee...Jilljack...Smijones...and...and...Baby Frodittle Mermay-baggins!

You're making those up, aren't you?

No.

What's going to happen when Baby Suri isn't a baby anymore?

Baby Suri will always be Baby Suri!

Well, she just turned one. It won't be too long before she's walking and talking. Then she'll be a little girl, not a baby.

Morton isn't listening.

Come on. All babies grow up. It's part of life.

Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! Morton can't hear you!

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Monday, April 23, 2007

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Friday, April 13, 2007

Morton Picks A Bad Time To Start Daydreaming

...and then Baby Suri says, "Yes, I would like more applesauce, please!"

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Sunday, April 8, 2007

Saturday, April 7, 2007

Friday, April 6, 2007

The Confrontation

Morton: I've tracked you down to your evil lair at last!
Gordon: No, you've fallen into my trap!
Wesley: Meh. Whatever.

Thursday, April 5, 2007

Monkey On High

Morton thinks this is the biggest tree in the world!

Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Monday, April 2, 2007

The Full Moon Does Something To Morton

Morton can't feel his tongue, but his mouth is happy!

Sunday, April 1, 2007