Wesley Presents His Model For Easy Living

Meh, whatever.

Morton Glimpse The Most Terrifying Monkey-verse Of The Future Yet!

Pirate robot monkeys! Run! Run! Run!

Morton Sees A Sign Of The Monkey-verse Of The Future

And then the laughing will never stop!

Morton Gazes Into Another Version Of The Monkey-verse Of The Future

Those monkeys are being too mean! Morton doesn't like this place!

Morton Contemplates The Monkey-verse Of The Future

Is there anything good to eat out here?

One Thing Morton's Whole Family Can Agree On

Morton: Go!!!!!

Gordon: Riders!!!!

Wesley: Meh!!!!!!

Morton...During...

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bibble-bobble-blabble-blooble-bleeple-bloople....

Morton...Before...

It's twelve years old and it looks like liquid toffee!

Field Marshall Sancho Mustachio Prepares To Address The Troops

Monkey Under Glass

This happens to Morton every flu season. Just because Morton wants to kiss everybody all the time. Why won't they let Morton love?

At Long Last, Morton Gets The Chance To Express His True Feelings

Morton loves EVERYBODY! This much!

Standing At The Heart Of The Mystical Convergence, Morton Divines The Future

Morton sees roasted almonds on toffee ice cream! And flying cars!

Until Morton Put It On, The Archaeologist Never Realized That The Helmet Was Magical

Morton can see you!

Morton Prepares To Do Battle With His Latest Nemesis

Prepare to hugfight, Ninja Kitty!

Morton Does Not Think This Is Funny! No, He Doesn't!

No. Not one bit!

The Wrong Sign For The Wrong Monkey

Do not climb? But...why...not?

Morton Soooo Could Do This, If He Really Wanted!

Morton Makes A Startling Discovery That Changes Everything

No, wait. That's not cookie dough! Great Caesar's Ghost, those are marshmallow missiles!

Morton Revises His Theory Slightly

Mint chocolate chip cookie dough missile launchers.

Morton Has A Theory

They're cookie dough missile launchers! It's the only explanation!

Morton Senses An Opportunity

Is there anything in there that monkeys might like?

Don't Say You Weren't Warned

Morton: Oh, come on. That doesn't mean you can't give us candy! If you have candy and you don't give it to us, that's teasing!

Gordon: Yes, give us candy. Come closer and give us candy. Sure.

Wesley: Meh.

Midnight Finds Morton In A Sad State

Morton isn't going anywhere until he finds his Tic Tac!

Breaking Monkey Science News

Monkeys (other than Morton) are capable of self-delusion. (Those are Morton's M&M's! They are! They ARE!)

Time To Go Home, Morton

Not until Morton's butt stops hurting!

Meanwhile, Morton Remains Sadly Oblivous To The Terrible Price Of Victory

Everybody look! Morton won! Morton won!

Morton Is Determined To Be Number One

Look, Mister Golf Ball, Morton isn't even using his hands!

Morton Gives Golfing One More Try

Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
When I take you out in the surrey,
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top!

Nothing Depresses Morton More Than A Nearly Empty Candy Box

Except a REALLY empty candy box!