Morton Appears To Be Headed For Disappointment

Popcorn? Hello! Helloooooooo!

Love Monkey Rampage

The mighty Love Monkey Cavalry charges to the rescue!

The First Prize Winner at the 89th Annual Love Monkey Art Show

Best upside-down right-side-up monkey composition
Best use of hearts on underpants
Best monkey pun
Best floaty hearts

Naturally, Morton Believes Every Word Of This

Why is Baby Suri trapped inside a blue ball?

Competition Brings Out Morton's Dark Side

Prepare to taste the bitter talon of defeat, Mister Stinkypants!

Thought For the Day

Sometimes life is like a box of band-aids.

Morton Climbs To New Heights

Someone up at the summit needs a monkey hug! Morton is sure of it!

Morton Traverses the Nearly Bottomless Gorge

Morton chopped down this tree himself! He did!

The Boyz And Their Bling

Morton Has Never Been Afraid of Food...Until Now!

Morton Gets His Minimum Daily Nutritional Requirement

No News Is Bad News

Morton has no comment at this time.

The Truth Revealed

Morton is the REAL Littlest Hobo!

The Tables Turn

Shhhh! Morton is about to surprise Mr. Gopher with seven wet ear kisses! (Don't worry. Morton's kisses are like kryptonite to angry gophers.)

Morton Engages In Shameful Product Placement

Get THIS!


Sing THIS!

Seriously, Morton Needs To Stop

Yay! Picnic with Baby Suri! Yay!

Morton Temporarily Boosts His Self-Confidence

Who double-dares wins!

The Smallest Member of the Love Monkey Army (and Perhaps the Deadliest!)

Morton hears a Who!

What Morton Says...Goes

Spring...
is...
here!

Morton and His Evil Twin Gordon Meet Their Indifferent Triplet Wesley

Grrr!!!

Grrr!!!

Meh

Grrrrr!!!

Grrrrr!!!!

Meh

Morton Meets His Evil Twin Gordon

Grrrrr

Grrrrr

Grrrrr!!!

Grrrrrr!!!!

GRRRR!!!!

GRRRRRR!!!!!!

A Song About Morton's Trip To Las Vegas

This is EXACTLY what happened!

The Truth Revealed

Morton is part spider monkey!

Morton Feels That Red Really Is His Colour

Morton Employs Visual Aids

And that was how Morton became a Saskatchewan Roughrider!

Morton Pals Around With His New Best Buddy, Mr. Gopher

He's squishing Morton's head!

Breaking Monkey News!

Monkey hugs save the world!

Love monkeys use magic to build new castle

What Happens Next Surprises No-One (Except Morton)

Morton's just going to take a quick look.

Why is everyone shouting?

What's that noise?

Will Morton's Curiousity Get the Best of Him?

Yes! So?

This Is More Than A Little Disturbing