Upon Reflection, Morton Wonders If This Is Where It All Went Wrong

June 16, 2006: Morton Emerges From the Time Tunnel Ready for Action

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Morton Really Believes This Is Han Solo

It is! It is!!!! IT IS!!!!!!!!!!

Morton May Be Losing Touch With Reality

This is a picture of Morton with Baby Suri Cruise, Mommy Suri Cruise and Daddy Suri Cruise. Everybody is so happy!

Sometimes, Morton Tries Too Hard

Look, Morton has tasty crumbs just for you! Wait! Don't go! Wait!

Morton Fends Off the Paparazzi

Why won't they leave Morton in peace?

Man Monkeys Join In On Morton's Fun

Now Matter How Much We Beg...

Morton will NEVER stop singing this song!

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Love Monkey Rampage

Avast! Love monkey pirates attack! Give them their banana bounty!

Deep in the Sorcerer's Lair, Morton Gazes Into the Mysterious Cauldron of Mystery

Oooooo, shiny!

Mortons Senses Spring in the Air

It smells like bread and cookies!

Morton Supervises Work On His New Play Area

Hey! Hey! The monkey bars go over there! Over THERE!

A Philosphical Question

Is Morton a tree hugger or a hugged tree-er?

Ask Morton

What is Morton afraid of?

Love monkeys fear nothing!

Nothing, really? Not even the dark?

No love monkey is afraid of the dark...baby!

What about spiders?

They shoot string out of their butts!

What about snakes?

They smell with their tongues!

So, you're really not afraid of anything?

One thing.

What's that?

Bees.

Just bees?

Also wasps, hornets, yellowjackets and the deadly gom jabbar!

The gom jabbar? Isn't that from Frank Herbert's Dune?

Herbert! Herbert! Herbert! Ha ha ha.

So why are you afraid of bees?

Bees aren't funny and they buzz and they sting Morton on the nose whenever he tries to kiss them!

You try to kiss bees?

Morton tries to kiss everything!

What do you do when you're afraid?

Morton makes eeky eeky noises and hides underneath something.

Does that help?

No.

So, honestly, what are you most afraid of?

Morton is afraid of being alone.

Awwww.....

With bees. And a deadly gom jabbar.

Love Monkey Rampage

Held prisoner by the evil Chicken Beast, the Love Monkey Commando protects the innocent and eats some fruit!

Happy Valentine's Day

Morton May Have Found More Fun Than He Can Handle

Pushhhhh! Pushhhhhh!! (Monkeys love bubble wrap.) PUSHHHHHH!!!!

Morton Presses On, Relentless and Unflinching

Morton is tired and cold and needs candy.

Morton Chills at the Love Monkey Be-In

Morton Yearns For Knowledge

Morton Senses An Uncomfortable Pattern Developing

All Morton wants to do is be friends!

Morton's Plan For Making A New Friend

Okay, Mr. Lion. Morton is just going to scootch down and scratch your nose.

Morton Has a Theory

The woods are full of giants with big slappy hands!

Love Monkey Rampage

Give up! You're surrounded!

Morton Sets the Agenda

And, from now on, marmots will wear underpants and baby kangaroos will be called "larrys".

Morton's New Friends: The Chinchilla Brothers

Hola! No teneis miedo, pequenos amigos gres! Morton adora todo el mundo!

And Then, This Thought Occurs To Morton

Is that the brake way down there?

What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Beep beep! Beep beep! Woowoowoowoowoowoo!!!! Beep beep! Woowoowoowoowoowoo!!!! Beeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!!!!!!!!!

Morton Desperately Clings To His Dream

Morton is SO still a Snow Monkey!