Less Fun Than A Barrel Of Monkeys

#19: A Bowl of Orcas

Morton Sings This Song Every Morning

And here are the lyrics, so you can sing along:

I'm gonna be a monkey!
Monkey monkey monkey!
Monkey monkey monkey!
Monkey monkey monkey!

All right now, everybody!

(And don't forget to do the revolving dance!)

What Morton Dreamed About Last Night

Morton woke up with such a tummy ache!

Ask Morton

What does Morton do when he has a bad day?

Morton takes apples and makes applesauce.

Is that like taking lemons and making lemonade?

No. Morton EATS applesauce and DRINKS lemonade.

I mean in a metaphorical sense in that you're taking the negative events that cause your bad day and turning them into something positive.

Even more no then!

So what does Morton mean?

Morton takes APPLES and makes APPLESAUCE!

Actual apples and actual applesauce?

Yes!

What kind of apples are the happiest?

Macoun, Spartan, Northern Spy and Winter Banana!

And are there any sad apples?

Jersey Mac and Jona Gold are the saddest apples in the world!

Why does making applesauce make Morton happy?

Applesauce makes everyone happy!

What about people who don't like applesauce?

......

There are people who don't like applesauce, you know.

.......

Morton?

Baby Suri Cruise likes applesauce.

Morton Makes His Usual Excuse

itwaslikethiswhenmortongothere (sigh)

Morton Makes An Important Public Service Announcement

There are no monkeys in these movies!

That is all!

(And there are no monkeys in Chunky Monkey either, but that's okay.)

(See? No monkeys!)

Man Monkey Rampage

Man monkeys scare Morton. Morton has to hide under a pile of leaves now.