Morton Makes Another Friend At The Dog Rodeo

He likes it when Morton scratches him behind the ears!

Morton Makes A Friend At The Blue Rodeo Concert

Hi, Jim! My name is Morton! Morton plays the tambourine! This song would sound even greater with a little tambourine solo, don't you think?

Morton Oversteps His Bounds

All Morton said was that Gerry Cheevers' lifetime regular season and playoff goals against average was better than Tony Esposito's!

Morton, Sports Enthusiast

From here, they don't look like bears at all! Ha ha ha!

Morton Checks Out The Bean

Does this make Morton look fat?

Morton Learns The Hard Way That He Can't Please Everyone

Four more years! Four more years!

Morton Gets The Word Out

You're next, Oprah!

The "El" Stands For "Love"

Excuse me! Does this train stop at Nuts on Clark?

Morton Indulges Both His Love Of History And Of Oratory

Fourscore and seven kisses ago....

Morton's Midwestern Adventure Begins, Starring Old Brown Eyes Himself

Now this could only happen to a monkey like me
And only happen in a town like this
So may I say to each of you most gratefully
As I throw each one of you a kiss (and another and another and another)

This is my kind of town, Chicago is
My monkey kind of town, Chicago is
My kind of people too (and monkeys)
People who smile at you (and monkeys)

My kind of town, Chicago is
My kind of razzma-monkey-tazz
And it has all that jazz (and monkeys)