The Situation Rapidly Improves As Soon As Morton Shows Off His Tattoo

See? It says, "Morton (hearts) Everybody!" And "(hearts)" means "loves," get it?

Morton Has Mixed Feelings Suddenly

There really is (ow) a monkey (quit it) around for Morton to (come on) play with (cut it out)!

Morton Will Look Up Any Second Now

Nope. No monkeys anywhere in Varanasi. Not a single one to be found. Morton is the only monkey in all of India, it looks like. Poor poor Morton.

Morton's Luck Is About To Change

Sigh. No-one wanted to play the singing game with Morton. If only Morton could meet a monkey who would sing and play with him. If only that would happen. But it never ever will. Never ever. Sigh.

Morton Continues To Journey Through His World And Not Ours

And now, let's see if Mister Or Missus Cow will be the first one to identify this next song! Fantastic prizes are on the line!

Sadly, It Took Nearly Two Hours Of Loud, Frantic Humming For Morton To Get To This Point

Yes, Mister Goat! You are correct! The name of the mystery song is, "Don't Worry, Be Happy!" Now, who is our next contestant?

Morton Struggles To Overcome Cultural Differences

Hey....hey...Morton is going to hum a tune and you try and guess it, okay? Hey! Hey! Okay? It's easy. Morton's going to...hey! Morton's going to hum a tune and you...and you try to guess what...hey! Are you even listening to Morton?

Morton And The Mahatma Like Each Other!

Look at his head! Morton wants to kiss it over and over!

Morton Oversees The Mighty Ganges

Which is the sacred part again? Are there monkeys there?