Au Revoir!

(Sniff!) Adieu!

For The Rest Of The Afternoon, Morton Puts The Eiffel Tower's Famous Space Cannon To Good Use

Pew! Pew pew pew! Pew! Evil space goblins, keep away from our stinky cheese! Pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew pew! Pew pew! Pew!

And Yet...

That was EASY!

The Task Feels Slightly More Daunting At The Moment

Morton hopes he doesn't lose his hat.

Morton Only Needs One More Thing To Make His Parisian Adventure Complete

MONKEYBARS!

A Portrait Of The Artist As A Young Monkey

And this is where they first printed Hamlet Potter, which is about a wizard from Dane Land!

This Mistake Cost Morton Almost An Entire Day

This is the map that will tell Morton where to find Jim Morrison, right?

Perhaps Morton Isn't Quite As Continental He Seems

Morton thinks the can-can is the scariest dance of all time!

A Good Critic Educates As Well As Informs

And the woman is saying, why, yes, stinky cheese is just the best, isn't it? And the man is saying, if I could have stinky cheese two hundred times a day, I would. That's how good stinky cheese is. And the man next to him is eating a lollipop.

Morton, Art Critic At Large

If Morton did a self-portrait, he would be much happier and less watery.

Morton Engages In A Furious Debate

Is it better to have loved and lost than never to have had caramel ice cream at all? If Morton eats crunchy peppermints in a forest, does it make a sound? If Morton denies the idea of "self" as a coherent entity and rejects the artificial distinction between speaker and audience as it pertains to New Media in both structuralist and post-structuralist dialectic, will that lead to more cookies?

Morton Begins To Adapt To His Surroundings

Je voudrais du chocolat, s'il vous plait.

European Culture Has Had No Discernible Effect On Morton's Sense of Humour. You've Been Warned.

It's so hot out, Morton may go in Seine! Bwahahahahaaaaaa!!!!

Unfortunately, Morton Read The Wrong Travel Book On The Plane

And, inside the pyramid, they sell iPods!

Morton Dives Into The Parisian Lifestyle With His Usual Gusto

Morton desires sharper onions! And stinkier cheese!

Morton's Situation Takes An Unexpected Turn

Morton is in Paris! See? See? Paris, FRANCE!