While On The Autobahn, Morton Makes An Observation

The needle can still go way higher!

Morton's German Adventure Ends As Do All His Adventures, In Triumph!

The mustard is Morton's favourite part of the treasure.

The Treasure Is Close, Very Close

Morton sees you!

Morton's Begins His Hunt For The Greatest Treasure Of All

Morton will freihalt if he wants to!

The Trained Prankster Cannot Be Pranked

Morton is not looking, no matter what!

Even Morton's Pranks Are Classical

Ha ha ha! Made you look!

Famous Museum Docent Morton Checks Up On The Competition

Ha ha ha! They don't know hardly anything!

Famous Museum Docent Morton Makes His Most Stunning Claim Yet

"Ishtar" is the Babbleblonian word for "cinnamon bun"!

Famous Museum Docent Morton Presents A Startling New Interpretation

She has a monkey on her shoulder! See? See the monkey?

Famous Museum Docent Morton Expounds On His Most Controversial Theory

This style of pillar is known as "classical Rollo" because it looks like a roll of candy.

Morton Visits The Museum Of Sideways

Located on Sideways Island in the district of Sidelandia.

Thought You'd Never Be Able To Afford Your Own Medieval Fortress?

Think again!

Architectural Restorationist Morton Displays Keen Insight Into The Problem

Up near the top, where it's hard to reach, stuff gets kind of skudgy.

Famous Architect Morton Contemplates Fearful Symmetry

Morton is afraid he forgot which side the bathroom is on.

Morton Makes An Architectural Observation

There are cobbledystones everywhere!

Soon, However, The Joke Is On Morton

Morton's tummy feels all squooshy.

Morton Debuts A Brand New Joke

Barf beer! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Barrrrrrf Beer! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Bbbaarrrrfffff!!!!

Morton Has Better Luck With His Second Indigenous Wildlife Encounter

You look like you're practically made of candy!

Morton Begins His German Adventure By Befriending The Indigenous Wildlife

What kind of candy do they have here?