Ask Morton

What does Morton do when he has a bad day?

Morton takes apples and makes applesauce.

Is that like taking lemons and making lemonade?

No. Morton EATS applesauce and DRINKS lemonade.

I mean in a metaphorical sense in that you're taking the negative events that cause your bad day and turning them into something positive.

Even more no then!

So what does Morton mean?

Morton takes APPLES and makes APPLESAUCE!

Actual apples and actual applesauce?

Yes!

What kind of apples are the happiest?

Macoun, Spartan, Northern Spy and Winter Banana!

And are there any sad apples?

Jersey Mac and Jona Gold are the saddest apples in the world!

Why does making applesauce make Morton happy?

Applesauce makes everyone happy!

What about people who don't like applesauce?

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There are people who don't like applesauce, you know.

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Morton?

Baby Suri Cruise likes applesauce.