World Champion Underground Pinball Hustler Morton Talks Smack

This is Morton's house!  You're just visiting!  Have some pie and ice cream!

Morton Accidentally Make Balloon Hulk Angry

Morton not like Balloon Hulk when he angry!!!!

Morton Has A Special Name For The Witch King

Mister Spiky Face!  Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Morton Prefers To Call Him Heckboy

Morton has an itchy nose and needs a hero to scratch it!

Morton Has A Slight Falling Out With His New Friends, The Fetts.

Han did too shoot first!

Morton Chose The Wrong Day To Wear His Red Shirt

If "assimilate" means "kissing" in Borg, count Morton in!

A Slight Misinterpretation, But An Understandable One

Morton believes there is still good in you, Mister Knievel!

Morton Spreads Intergalactic Love

Your breath smells like mice!

Monkeys, Like Klingons, Never Surrender

DaHjaj SuvwI''e' jiH!!!! So there!!!!!

Morton Also Confronts Non-Villainy

You only won the staring contest because Morton let you win!

Morton Travels To Emerald City To Confront Villainy

You're not a very good doctor!