Morton's dream is to build a giant coalition of candy voters, from bubblegum moms to gumball dads, from the peanut brittle eaters of Vermont to the pop rock eaters of Texas. If Morton is elected, he promises to bring together wine gum liberals, jelly bean conservatives and Necco Wafer independents to create a sugary rainbow of sweet sweet yumminess.
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Morton Finally Has A Platform From Which To Spread His Message To The World
Morton's dream is to build a giant coalition of candy voters, from bubblegum moms to gumball dads, from the peanut brittle eaters of Vermont to the pop rock eaters of Texas. If Morton is elected, he promises to bring together wine gum liberals, jelly bean conservatives and Necco Wafer independents to create a sugary rainbow of sweet sweet yumminess.
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