It is time, friends and fellow monkeys, for miniature donuts to be available everywhere and all the time, not just at fairs! It it time for dessert to become part of breakfast and lunch, not just dinner! It is time for handshakes to be replaced with tickling! It is time for a new flavour of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream that is halfway between Chocolate Fudge Brownie and New York Super Fudge Chunk! It is time for every Starbucks in the world to feature a kissing booth!
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Morton Lays Out His Platform For Change
It is time, friends and fellow monkeys, for miniature donuts to be available everywhere and all the time, not just at fairs! It it time for dessert to become part of breakfast and lunch, not just dinner! It is time for handshakes to be replaced with tickling! It is time for a new flavour of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream that is halfway between Chocolate Fudge Brownie and New York Super Fudge Chunk! It is time for every Starbucks in the world to feature a kissing booth!
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