Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Superman: The Untold Story

Don't worry, little baby Kal-El! Morton will get you out of there!

Monday, September 29, 2008

Sunday, September 28, 2008

Morton Begins To Show Some Concern

Wait! Only one hug each! Morton is not a machine!

Saturday, September 27, 2008

And All His Friends Come Running

Don't worry. Morton has enough hugs for everyone!

Friday, September 26, 2008

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Charlotte Makes A Discovery

Observe, the ever-elusive exploding panda!

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Charlotte Uses Visual Aids To Explain The Big Bang

Nothing, nothing, nothing, nothing, then.... Kaaaaaaaa-BOOOOOOM!!!!!!!

Monday, September 22, 2008

Charlotte Uses Visual Aids To Explain Volcanoes

The melted cheese is like magma and the fries are like the earth's crust.

Sunday, September 21, 2008

Charlotte Uses Visual Aids To Explain The Equinox

Pretend the empty part of the glass is daytime and the full part is night.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Friday, September 19, 2008

As Morton Departs Back To The City, He Has An Epiphany

Morton is small and everywhere around him is very very big.

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Wednesday, September 17, 2008

In The Jungle, The Mighty Jungle....

A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

All Will Be Forgiven...Eventually

Morton was angry for some reason, but now he's just hungry. Isn't that weird?

Monday, September 15, 2008

Detective Morton Confronts His Chief Suspect

You ate Morton's hamburger, didn't you! Didn't you! Stop licking Morton's nose and answer!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

A Flaw In Morton's Plan Comes To Light

This is where Morton put his hamburger for later. Now it's later, where is Morton's hamburger?

Saturday, September 13, 2008

A Sudden Coup Attempt Takes Morton Completely By Surprise

And now, Morton will sing the new monkey national anthem.

Hey, hey, hey, HEY!

Friday, September 12, 2008

Morton Introduces His Running Mate

Mister Haroun has catched many mice and pocket gophers and stuff. Mister Haroun likes cat food and yogurt. Mister Haroun likes to sleep almost as much as Morton. And both Morton and Mister Haroun love to play with string.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Morton Lays Out His Platform For Change

It is time, friends and fellow monkeys, for miniature donuts to be available everywhere and all the time, not just at fairs! It it time for dessert to become part of breakfast and lunch, not just dinner! It is time for handshakes to be replaced with tickling! It is time for a new flavour of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream that is halfway between Chocolate Fudge Brownie and New York Super Fudge Chunk! It is time for every Starbucks in the world to feature a kissing booth!

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Six Hours Later....

Morton has answered a very important scientific question. Yes, monkeys do sweat. But also Morton forgot why he wanted to open the door in the first place. So he sweated for nothing.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Morton Is Relentless In His Pursuit Of Happiness

Let's go swimming, Mister Haroun! Let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's go, let's GO, let's GO, let's GO, let's GO, let's GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon,
c'monmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmonmon!

(puff puff)

Come ONNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!

Sunday, September 7, 2008

Morton Puts The "Sun" In Sunday

Don't worry, Miss Kaos. Morton will be done in an hour or so. Then it will be time for him to roll over on his tummy!

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Friday, September 5, 2008

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Beware, Evildoers! You Face The Wrath Of Otterman And His Faithful Sidekick Oyster Boy!

Cheese and crackers, Otterman, we've got to stop Doctor Crabclaw before he activates his pinch ray!

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

After Giving It Much Thought Over Many Long Hours, Morton Finally Comes To A Conclusion

Maybe you're not made of chocolate, Mister Hedgehog, but Morton loves you anyhow.

Monday, September 1, 2008

In The Aftermath, Morton Commiserates With His New Friend Mister Haroun

And then, and then, everybody shouted at Morton and called him bad names.