Kisses are 100% deductible! And hugs can be depreciated bi-annually at a fixed percentage of real value, provided no interest has accrued over the past fiscal quarter or the rate of return calculated over two consecutive quarters is net negative!
Monday, April 21, 2008
While Doing His Taxes, Morton Finds A Couple Of Unusual Loopholes
Kisses are 100% deductible! And hugs can be depreciated bi-annually at a fixed percentage of real value, provided no interest has accrued over the past fiscal quarter or the rate of return calculated over two consecutive quarters is net negative!
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