Morton Refuses To Believe There's No Such Thing As A Frolf Goalie

Go ahead! Make Morton's day!

Once Again, Morton Gets Too Much Of A Good Thing

Hah...choo!

Cherry Blossom Time Brings Out Morton's Festive Side

Morton is pretty in pink (and he has a blossom up his nose)!

Ask Morton

Okay, seriously now, what's the deal with you and Suri Cruise?

Morton loves Suri Cruise best of all!

I know, but why?

Because Morton loves babies! They smell good and Morton likes to kiss them on the head.

But there are lots of babies besides Baby Suri.

And Morton loves them all!

Like who?

Like...like.,.Baby Brangelina Jopitt! And...and Baby Gwynchris Maltrow! And the P. Diddy Babies! And Baby Jadawill Pinksmith!

What about, uh, Baby K-Brit Fedspears?

Who?

Britney Spears' baby.

Ha ha! Silly! His name is Jayden James or Sean Preston!

You seem to spend an awful lot of time thinking about celebrity babies. Aren't there any non-celebrity babies that you love?

All of them!

Like who?

Like...like...like...Bay...bee...Jilljack...Smijones...and...and...Baby Frodittle Mermay-baggins!

You're making those up, aren't you?

No.

What's going to happen when Baby Suri isn't a baby anymore?

Baby Suri will always be Baby Suri!

Well, she just turned one. It won't be too long before she's walking and talking. Then she'll be a little girl, not a baby.

Morton isn't listening.

Come on. All babies grow up. It's part of life.

Nah-nah-nah-nah-nah! Morton can't hear you!

Poor Innocent Snake Terrorized By Crazed Evil Rabbit

Morton Waited And Waited For What Seemed Like Forever

Psst! Could someone please give Morton a push!

After Finding That Penny, Morton Is Only $5.99 Away From Making A Huge Mistake

But Morton will be so smooth and shiny!

Morton Senses A Kindred Spirit

Mister Kermit looks sleepy!

Morton's Search For the Treasure Reaches A Dead End

It's around here somewhere!

Morton Prepares to Climb To New Heights For His New Friends

So many kisses!
So little time!

Chains Cannot Bind Him!

Courageous Chicken Commandos Bring To An End The Great Rabbit War of '07

No Prison Can Hold Him!

Feeling Lonely and Neglected, Morton Retreats Into His Dream World

Look! Morton has Suri's nose! Look!

Morton Takes No Chances

Maybe just one more!

Another Late Night at the Office

Look! Morton is getting a tan!

Morton Picks A Bad Time To Start Daydreaming

...and then Baby Suri says, "Yes, I would like more applesauce, please!"

Morton Shows Off His New Collection

Morton found them!

J'accuse!

Moi?

Another Lone Rider for Justice In the Love Monkey Cavalry

Hi-yooooooo!!!!

Poor Planning Forces Morton To Improvise His Costume at the Live Action Lord of the Rings Roleplaying Tournament

Morton is Mossbeard, King of the Ents!

Red Squad Assemble!

Rocko

Johnny the Lip

The Old Man


Tonight's Episode: "Danger Strikes at Dawn!"

Mister Saturday Night

Morton has everything he needs!

The Confrontation

Morton: I've tracked you down to your evil lair at last!
Gordon: No, you've fallen into my trap!
Wesley: Meh. Whatever.

Monkey On High

Morton thinks this is the biggest tree in the world!

Morton Takes Karate Practice To His Usual Extreme

ENTER...THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love Monkey, Of Course, Is A Universal Language

The Full Moon Does Something To Morton

Morton can't feel his tongue, but his mouth is happy!

Another Cloudy Day

Monkeys want sunshine!