Ask Morton

What is Morton afraid of?

Love monkeys fear nothing!

Nothing, really? Not even the dark?

No love monkey is afraid of the dark...baby!

What about spiders?

They shoot string out of their butts!

What about snakes?

They smell with their tongues!

So, you're really not afraid of anything?

One thing.

What's that?

Bees.

Just bees?

Also wasps, hornets, yellowjackets and the deadly gom jabbar!

The gom jabbar? Isn't that from Frank Herbert's Dune?

Herbert! Herbert! Herbert! Ha ha ha.

So why are you afraid of bees?

Bees aren't funny and they buzz and they sting Morton on the nose whenever he tries to kiss them!

You try to kiss bees?

Morton tries to kiss everything!

What do you do when you're afraid?

Morton makes eeky eeky noises and hides underneath something.

Does that help?

No.

So, honestly, what are you most afraid of?

Morton is afraid of being alone.

Awwww.....

With bees. And a deadly gom jabbar.