Morton, Role Model For A Generation

It's syrup!  Morton is sure of it!

Nobody Messes With Tex And Gits Away With It

It was a accident!

Tex Morton Is Obviously A True Cowboy

All cowboys sing.  Everybody knows that!

Tex Morton Shows Off His Rodeo Skills

Ya ain't goin' nowheres, varmint!

The Stage Wuz Robbed By Tex Morton, Scourge Of The Wild West

It's Morton's gold now, ya sidewindin' bushwhacker!

Morton Recovers From His Trip In Familiar Surroundings

Morton would like a salad, please.

The Partying, The Singing, The Dancing, The Morning After

Morton feels woogy.