Morton Pleads His Case

He's not a monster! He's only misunderstood and hungry!

As One Project Is Completed, A New One Is Begun

This time, Morton is building a flying castle!

Morton's Newest Project Comes Is Completed In Record Time

Now all the water belongs to Morton! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Morton Makes Laundry Day More Complicated Than It Needs To Be

Plus Morton doesn't even wear shirts!

Moderately Well-Respected Avant-Garde Artist Morton Believes This Is His Masterpiece

It was an accident! And Morton wasn't even here anyway!

Moderately Well-Respected Avant-Garde Artist Morton Calls This Piece "World of Lumber"

No no no, LumberWORLD. Sheesh. Learn to READ!

Moderately Well-Respected Avant-Garde Artist Morton Calls This Piece "Progression: Cactus"

Because each one is bigger than the last one.