Edelweiss (Leontopodium Alpinum)

A member of the sunflower family, it is widely regarded as the most musical flower in Europe.

Famous Linguist Morton Explains

"Gazebo" means "glass hut" in German.

Morton Translates Expertly, As Always

"Gingerbread....with....candy....sprinkles....castle."

Morton Employs His Unmatched Heraldric Knowledge

It's an Aries kicking a Leo's butt.

Morton Lets Nothing Stand In The Way Of His Search For The Truth

They were quiet, obedient children, until she came along. A problem named....Maria!

Morton Has His Own Version Of Events

Maria, one of the Singing Hill People, came to this sleepy cottage one sunny morning.

Morton Has No Idea What Drew Him To Austria

No idea at all!